US TV

Review: Dark Blue 1×1

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In the US: Wednesdays, 10/9c, TNT

We are living in a post-The Wire, post-The Shield age. You can’t get much grittier than those two police shows did. Cops are one of the staples of US television, so it’s telling that most cop shows have stopped trying to be gritty since they know they can’t match them. Hence, we have The Mentalist, Numb3rs, The Unusuals et al, whose proximity to gritty is measurable in light years rather than centimetres.

So it’s a brave show that tries to do gritty right now. Then again, what choice does a programme have on TNT – the home of dark, gritty TV that couldn’t quite make it on FX or HBO?

Dark Blue stars that lovely Dylan McDermott – you know, from The Practice and Miracle on 34th Street – as a dark, gritty undercover cop who handles even darker, grittier undercover cops in an off-the-books, top-secret unit way. It’s not a bad attempt at gritty and it’s not without merit, but it’s very hard to believe that this is anywhere close to cinema verité for two reasons.

The first is that it’s a Jerry Bruckheimer production and pretty much follows the standard queues of any police drama, from long-suffering wives to cops who give up everything for the job. The second is that it stars that lovely Dylan McDermott.

Here’s a sneak preview. See if you can avoid laughing at him being dark and brooding.

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Today's Joanna Page

Today’s Joanna Page: Adrenaline Junkie

Joanna Page - adrenaline junkie

Our Joanna is currently off in Wales filming the third series of Gavin & Stacey. But a little while ago, I mentioned she was in Dubai, filming Jack Osbourne’s Adrenaline Junkie. Turns out, all that navy fun in Making Waves stood her in good stead for some powerboat racing.

“Joanna couldn’t wait to get in, she was jumping up and down. Reggie didn’t like water but he was really good and just said ‘I’m getting in’. Jack and Jesse went back to the hotel. We thought it was really strange – adrenaline junkie or not?!”

But the next day, the boys decided to go ahead with the race.

Sarah said: “Joanna was buzzing and I think she went back to the hotel and told them how amazing it was. Then they were under pressure because if a girl could do it, then they should be able to do it. It wasn’t very adrenaline junkie. Joanna is a true adrenaline junkie.”

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Tuesday’s Pond news

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  • Nic Cage in talks to be Green Hornet villain

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Sitting Tennant

Monday’s Sitting Tennants from the dynamic trio


Jaradel's Sitting Tennant


Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant shows David Tennant learning lines for St Trinian's 2

 

Sigh. He’s so dreamy. Bonus point to Sister Chastity for sneaking up to David’s trailer and taking a picture of him learning lines for St Trinian’s 2.

  1. Rullsenberg: 40.5
  2. Sister Chastity: 3740
  3. Jaradel: 27.5
  4. Rosby: 2.5
  5. Amy: 2
  6. Persephone: 1

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery.

Every photo displayed on Monday (one per person who sends one in) gets a point, with a bonus point if it’s from the latest DT production; the best pic in the stash each week will appear on Friday and get three points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Friday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points.

ITV1 ad – cognitive dissonance

This ad is called Sunshine and it’s currently appearing in cinemas. It’s quite lovely. It’s also for ITV1. Can someone explain how these two things are related?

I can sort of squint and see it: watching ITV1 is like sunshine on a rainy day. But the question is: has the person who came up with this advert seen ITV1 recently?

As a side note, I listened to Michael Grade claiming on Simon Mayo’s show recently that ITV1 was the number one channel in the UK and should replace BBC1 in the top slot. Anyone believe that for a second?