What have you been watching? Including Wolf Creek, Banshee, The Tunnel and Game of Thrones

It’s “What have you been watching?”, my chance to tell you what movies and TV I’ve been watching recently that I haven’t already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case I’ve missed them.

The usual “TMINE recommends” page features links to reviews of all the shows I’ve ever recommended, and there’s also the Reviews A-Z, for when you want to check more or less anything I’ve reviewed ever. 

It’s been another quiet week for new TV, as the various networks around the world let their older shows run their course, so they can leave the field clear for the newbies to wow us in just a week or two. That doesn’t mean a few shows haven’t tried to jump the gun and show us what they’ve got ahead of the others. I’ve already reviewed Raising Expectations (Canada: Family), but over in the US, there’s also been Submission on Showtime (so inevitably will be coming to Sky Atlantic at some point). Why haven’t I reviewed it yet? Well, here’s the plot synopsis:

Beautiful but unfulfilled Ashley has her eyes opened to the tantalizing possibilities of BDSM when she discovers the popular erotic novel SLAVE by Nolan Keats. But her fascination with the mysterious Mr. Keats leads her into a sexy but dangerous love triangle, and tests the boundaries of her own sexual limitations. Part romantic drama, part mystery, this tale of seduction, obsession and sexual power from acclaimed adult writer/director Jacky St. James will leave you breathless and begging for more.

Yep, it’s lady porn. You can rely on Showtime, can’t you?

But I have watched one other new show:

Wolf Creek (Australia: Stan)
Based on hit Australian horror franchise of the same name and with John Jarratt reprising his role as outback serial killer Mick Taylor, Wolf Creek is a pretty effective but overly gory thriller in which the poorly accented Lucy Fry (11.22.63) plays an American teenager on holiday with her family in Australia, who are trying to help her get over her drug addiction. Unfortunately, pre-credits they bump into Jarratt, who slaughters everyone except Fry, who then goes on a quest to bring Jarratt to justice, helped and hindered along the way by cop Dustin Clare (Spartacus).

Never having watched the movies and not being a huge fan of horror, I don’t know how much the series has in common with the originals. For the most part, it plays like a standard crime drama and it’s nice to have the reversal of the ‘last girl’ becoming the one doing the chasing. But whenever Jarratt shows up, it becomes something else almost comedic at times, part mockery of the Crocodile Dundee stereotype that people hold of Australians and Outback denizens in particular, part embracing of that stereotype, almost in the style of Ronnie Johns’ Chopper impression, with Jarratt hacking to death anyone who needs to harden the fuck up, particularly anyone who does yoga. 

Horror ain’t my scene and the first five minutes of chainsaw and machete misery almost made me want to switch off. But when the action is focused on Fry and her quest, it’s actually pretty good. Not for me, might be for you.

After the jump, the dwindling regulars: 12 Monkeys, The Americans, Arrow, Banshee, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley and The Tunnel (Tunnel). When will something new be along to join them, I wonder?

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Paul Rudd in the longest running late night TV show gag

Paul Rudd is, of course, immortal. Here he is in Clueless in 1995:

And here he is now:

Paul Rudd in 2016

Basically the same after 21 years. Naturally, someone who is immortal is more patient than the average person, which is why Rudd has been playing the same gag on Conan O’Brien for the past 11 years. It all started during the promotional tour for The 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005. Asked to furnish a clip for O’Brien’s talk show, Rudd obliged. However, it wasn’t from The 40 Year Old Virgin – it was from Mac and Me

In case you don’t know, Mac and Me is possibly the worst movie in history. A rip off of ET, it sees an alien come to Earth and help a disabled boy, which in itself would be egregious enough as a plot, but with profit-sharing and product-placement deals in place, let’s just say a lot of help also comes from eating burgers and even from Ronald McDonald himself.

Rudd wasn’t actually in Mac and Me, so what he provided was perhaps the worst scene in an already terrible movie.

And since then, every time Rudd has appeared on any of Conan O’Brien’s shows to promote any of his new movies or even plays, he’s provided exactly the same clip for O’Brien.

Actually, that’s not quite true. Although O’Brien quickly rumbled what was going on and soon was in on the gag, movie studios started trying to get Rudd to provide genuine clips. But that doesn’t mean the immortal Rudd need do as they say. Not exactly, anyway.

PS Rudd’s Captain America: Civil War co-star Chris Evans didn’t know about this. Here’s Rudd explaining it all to him (after this interview)

News: renewals, pick-ups and cancellations in the US, UK and Canada; Supergirl moves network; BBC White Paper published; + more

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  • Teaser trailers for ABC’s new shows
  • ABC green lights: series of sexy media law drama Notorious and imaginary friend comedy Imaginary Mary… 
  • …HG Wells/Jack The Ripper time travel drama Time After Time
  • …talking dog comedy Downward Dog and self-explanatory The Second Fattest Housewife in Westport
  • …wrongful conviction legal drama Conviction
  • …and Romeo and Juliet sequel Still Star-Crossed
  • amber lights: The Jury and Pearl
  • …and red lights: Marvel’s Most Wanted, The Death of Eva Sofia Valdez, Chunk & Bean and Dream Team
  • CBS green lights: series of Kevin James retired cop comedy Kevin Can Wait
  • The CW green lights: series of Archie comics adaptation Riverdale, Frequency movie adaptation and free spirit bucket list dramedy No Tomorrow
  • …and amber lights: Kevin Williamson paranormal drama
  • ITV Studios developing: adaptgation of Alan Glynn’s psychological thriller Paradime
  • NBC green lights: ensemble birthday drama This Is Us and Chicago franchise addition Chicago Justice