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Nostalgia Corner: Terrahawks (1983-1986)

Terrahawks

Gerry Anderson was, of course, the doyen of puppets. Starting with the likes of Four Feather Falls and The Adventures of Twizzle in the 50s, he soon went on to create much loved classics such as Supercar, Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet and Joe 90.

But he’d always wanted to work with real actors and over time, that’s where his focus went, with The Secret Service mixing live action and puppetry and both UFO and Space: 1999 being fully live action. Was that the end for Anderson and puppets?

No, because in the 1980s he returned to TV to give us Terrahawks, which gave us both a new scenario and a new puppet technology that took many aspects of his previous shows and combined them in one. It’s the year 2020 (gosh, how far away that looks now, hey?) and in common with previous Anderson shows UFO and Captain Scarlet, there’s an alien invasion underway and only a lone taskforce with a range of advanced technology is able to protect us – the Terrahawks. Led by Doctor Tiger Ninestein – the ninth clone of one Dr Gerhard Stein – the Terrahawks consisted of both human and robot members piloting and driving a set of vehicles similar to those of Thunderbirds: the Battlehawk, the Terrahawk, the Hawkwing, the Treehawk and the space station the Spacehawk, as well as HUDSON, a camouflage-capable Rolls Royce.

The aliens they are facing are androids modelled on the oldest and wisest citizens of their planet, Guk, and so are grey haired and wrinkled. They’re commanded by Zelda, who like the Mysterons has power over matter, and her not especially bright son Yung-Star. As well as the androids themselves, there’s also a collection of monsters, including a Sporilla (a seven-foot tall metal-eating Space Gorilla), and a group of occasionally sympathetic characters with special skills, such as MOID (the master of infinite disguise), who can mimic anyone but has no face of his own, and Lord Tempo who can travel in time.

Probably the most memorable aspect of the show were the foot soldiers in this war: the zeros and the cubes. The Terrahawk’s zeros are spherical robots, who can increase their mass and crush objects, and the aliens’ cubes, which can combine together to create objects such as guns. Why so memorable? Because at the end of every episode there’d be a game of noughts and crosses involving the two enemies.

The series was a lot more tongue-in-cheek than previous Anderson efforts and clearly was aware that adults who’d grown up with Anderson shows would be watching with their kids. This went right down to the credits given to authors: Tony Barwick and Donald James wrote many of the episodes under pseudonyms such as Anne Teakstein, Felix Catstein, Katz Stein and Leo Pardstein – clearly references to the nine-lived Tiger Neinstein.

The technology used by the show, Supermacromation, was also considerably superior to that used previously by Anderson, with latex making the puppets more human and animatronic-style robotics ending the need for strings.

Unlike other Anderson shows, it lasted an amazing three seasons for a total of 39 episodes; also unlike his other shows, it’s had few repeats, which means it’s comparatively little known today. Nevertheless, the series is fondly remembered by those who watched it and a new audio series will be produced by Big Finish, the first release expected in April 2015.

It’s Christmas time, though, and as a special present, the producers have polished up the Christmas episode of Terrahawks, A Christmas Miracle, and stuck it on YouTube – free to view for a month. Enjoystein!

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Turkish airlines needs to work on its entertainment system’s film summaries

So thanks to my lovely wife, I was in Istanbul for a few days last week – which was lovely. We flew Turkish Airlines, which was actually very good, too, and we actually had an in-flight meal, although the flight was overly heated (in common with all the buildings in Istanbul) so it felt like a hammam at times.

There was even an on-demand entertainment system offering dozens of movies and TV programmes, both largely from the US and Turkey. The films section was a little underwhelming in terms of decent modern films, and the ‘classic movies’ section mentioned in the in-flight magazine was entirely missing (no State of Play for me…), and several of the movies were edited for violence, etc, which made something of a (greater) nonsense of Red 2 and Hercules, anyway. However, I did manage to occupy myself and sadly only discovered the rather good documentary Ivory Tower towards the end of the flight back.

Indeed, it needs to be said that whoever writes the summaries for the movies in the system needs to have a long, hard think about whether they’re really pitching things correctly. Take, for example, Watchmen:

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That’s Watchmen “a complex, multi-layered mystery adventure”. Well, yes, it’s also a superhero movie based on perhaps the most famous graphic novel, and which critiques and undermines the whole genre.

Then there’s Hearts in Atlantis.

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“A mysterious man movies into Bobby’s house”. I mean, what? Is that supposed to make me want to watch it? Did they really think mentioning “based on a novella by Stephen King and directed by the bloke who directed Shine” would have been a bad idea?

To be fair, there’s a “More info” button, which has a better precis and often – but not always – has a trailer. But even just the drama section as you can probably see has 16 pages of movies, each page carrying six movies. By the time I’d read all the in-depth summaries and played the trailers, the flight would have ended.

So get to it, Turkish Airlines! Improve your summaries! And while you’re at it, don’t just fill the TV section with episodes of Dads and The Big Bang Theory – that’s inhumane.