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Rubbish old series: Raven (1992-93)

Raven with Jeffrey Meek

Let’s make this one brief, because as much fun as it was to watch the fight scenes, the show itself was pretty dreadful:

When Jonathon Raven was 12 years old, his parents were killed by the Black Dragon. He trained with them for many years in the deadly martial arts with the hopes of learning and mastering their lethal skill and then using it against them for vengeance. Although he succeeded in infiltrating them, the Black Dragon are many in number, and are now bent on destroying Raven’s bloodline.

His one true love, a beautiful Japanese woman named Aki, becomes pregnant with their son at the same time the Black Dragon clan is after Raven’s life. Aki unfortunately dies shortly after giving birth to their son, but before she passes away, she realizes that her son’s life is in danger. Jonathon learns of his wife’s plan of hiding their son from imperilment, but sadly never gets to see him or attain the knowledge of his location.

Later on, he joins the U.S. Special Forces and becomes one of their top assassins under a man named Nick Henderson. After many complications and regrets, Raven leaves the Special Forces and continues his search for his long-lost son. His search eventually leads him to Honolulu, Hawaii, where he believes his son may be. Raven is on a life-long journey in search of his son, and is willing to risk his life along the way to find him and ensure the safety of his life, with the aid of his old military buddy – a drunken private investigator named Herman “Ski” Jablonski.

Suffice it to say, Raven had three things – and only three things – going for it:

  1. Jeffrey Meek – best known as Remo in the pilot episode of Remo Williams, who’s a black belt in tae kwon do and aikido so actually made the fight scenes look good
  2. Lee Majors, who played “Ski”
  3. Hawaii, which is awfully pretty

That’s it. But the title sequence is awfully silly, so I thought I’d include it this week.

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Review: Harry’s Law 1×1

Harry's Law

In the US: Mondays, 10/9c, NBC

Think of David E Kelley and one name immediately comes to mind, doesn’t it? Wonder Woman.

Hang on. Scratch that. Remind me to use that intro in a year or so. Let’s start again.

Think of David E Kelley and one name immediately comes to mind, doesn’t it? Ally McBeal. Kelley, a former lawyer, was the creator of Ally McBeal and since finishing that show, has gone on to corner the quirky, largely female-oriented, lawyer show market, with programmes such as The Practice, Girls Club and Boston Legal.

Now, he’s over at NBC with Oscar-winner Kathy Bates with – yep, you guessed it – a quirky, largely female-oriented, lawyer show that sees Bates playing Harriet Korn, one of the country’s top patent lawyers, who finally realises that patent law is dull and decide to take up criminal law instead. Taking her secretary along for the ride, Korn sets up shop in a rough part of Cincinnati, where she quickly recruits Nate Corddry (Studio 60), one of her former patent law adversaries, to help defend universally ethnic alleged criminals against injustice – and sell shoes.

No really, they sell shoes as well. Told you it was quirky. Here’s a trailer and a much more informative promo based on the original pilot, which co-starred Ben Chaplin instead of Nate Corddry.

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Review: Being Human (US) 1×1

Being Human (US)

In the US: Mondays, 9/8c, SyFy
In Canada: Mondays, 10E/P, Space

Do you see that headline? “Being Human (US)“. That’s a lie that is.

Because although everything up to now would have told you this was a US remake of the hit BBC3 show about a vampire, werewolf and a ghost house-sharing and coping with life together, this is actually a Canadian remake: it’s made by a Canadian production company in Canada.

Does that change your expectations? I have to confess it lowered mine. Sure, Canada now makes things like Being Erica, but it also makes things like The Listener and Lost Girl, and has a whole history of rubbish fantasy shows for us to point at and worry about.

Either way, you probably want to know what they’ve done to it to adapt it for the US (and Canada). Is everything identical, just set in America and with different actors? Or is this an altogether different show?

You probably also want to know if it’s any good. Follow me after the jump to find out. Once you’ve watched the trailer, that is.

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