Random Acts

Random Acts of Ali Larter: Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp

The stress of being Ali Larter’s maternity cover has clearly been worse than we previously thought for poor Scarlett:

She might even be taking something stronger:

Scarlett Johansson surrounded by Moet and balloons

So let’s give her a break and see what Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp can randomly do this week

Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp in Fine Line's Before Night Falls

Nice work guys! That shows promise, even if it’s not a great impression of Ali by Johnny there.

Have you seen Ali Larter or one of her sub-contractors acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in "Random Acts of Ali Larter"

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 4

Third-episode verdict: InSecurity

In Canada: Tuesdays, 8.30pm ET, CBC

As we may recall, the first episode of InSecurity, CBC’s spy comedy, was dreadful – a lame, unfunny half-of-hour of bad acting and obvious jokes that everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed of.

I’m pleased to say that although it’s not tremendously better, it has, at least, managed to raise a few laughs over the next couple of episodes. While it’s still operating at a base level of obvious, stupid and, again, poorly acted, there’s been a sight uptick in the writing, largely thanks to good old Canadian self-mockery, but with some actual characterisation going on as well.

Episode two has been the best of the crop so far, with the idea that Canada secretly has the most powerful armed forces in the world raising especial laughs, but episode three’s inept right-wing ex-prep school terrorists who can’t even bomb the National Arts Council of Canada properly managed to raise a giggle or two.

It’s clear that it’s always going to be both very hit or miss and stupid, but it does now have a few redeeming qualities and can occasionally make you laugh. It’s still not very good and if you have anything better to do, go and do that instead.

Carusometer rating: 4
Rob’s prediction: Dead by season’s end

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 4

Third-episode verdict: The Cape

In the US: Mondays, 9/8c, NBC

So we’re three episodes into The Cape now, and while things are starting to get a little better, we still have a few fundamental problems that are unlikely to be overcome.

The first two episodes were a confused mess that didn’t know whether they were supposed to be cheesy self-parody or daring adventure, effectively offering nothing beyond homages to comics – in particular, Batman – that are a whole lot better. The third episode, however, was a little better, with the previous owner of The Cape coming back to collect his property and just a little bit of information about Summer Glau’s character, Orwell, emerging (it’s very comic book what we do get though).

All the same, we have the same fundamental problems. The Cape is actually a pretty rubbish superhero, with no special powers or even decent special skills beyond his possibly magical Cape. This is most obviously brought home in the fight scene at the end of episode three between the two masters of the Cape in which there’s actually bugger all fighting and what there is involves the Cape being used to grab things. Whoopdy doo.

Neither of the two leads are especially interesting and neither are their characters and an attempt to compensate by making all the carnival characters "characters" only ends up with them being ridiculous. Worse still, James Frain is an interesting actor, but his supervillain Chess is ineffectual and never really does anything.

Without anything new to offer and nothing compelling about cast, characters or storyline, this is television largely for people who are desperate for any comic book content on TV. For everyone else, it’s extremely avoidable.

Rating: 4
Rob’s prediction: Will be lucky to last to the end of the season, after which it will be cancelled (or not renewed) by whomever replaces Angela Bromstad in yet another NBC Night of the Long Knives.

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