Friday’s “ABC smash puny ratings” news

Doctor Who

  • Strictly‘s Laila Rouass to play UNIT soldier in The Sarah Jane Adventures
  • More crossovers with SJA unlikely

Film

British TV

US TV

  • ABC remaking The Incredible Hulk
  • Tea Leoni to star in and produce Spring/Fall fashion comedy pilot for HBO
  • ABC orders more scripts for No Ordinary Family, Off The Map, Brothers and Sisters
  • The CW orders more Life Unexpected
  • Law and Order: LA drops 21% in the ratings
  • Helen Hunt to direct an episode of The Paul Reiser Show
  • SyFy picks up Sinbad and the Minotaur
  • Wayne Knight to guest on The Whole Truth
The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: No Ordinary Family

In the US: Tuesdays, 8/7c, ABC
In the UK: Yet to be acquired Acquired by Watch

Three episodes into No Ordinary Family and I can’t help but feel that despite being one of the better shows of the new Fall season, it’s actually quite… ordinary.

After a first episode that was quite fun and and had a few cool moments, we charged into episode two where things continued to look promising. There was nothing too exceptional: the kids with the “could be interesting if used well but not here” powers just sort of milled around high school trying to learn how to deal with their new powers: daughter doesn’t want to read everyone‘s mind, while son is busily trying to avoid revealing to anyone – including his equally super-powered parents – that he has a super brain now. Daddy (Michael Chiklis) is learning how to use his new powers for surely the only fun point of the show, fighting crime, while Mommy (Julie Benz) just wishes it would all go away, at least once she’s finished researching it. It wasn’t awesome, but it was okay, and the ongoing plot of the super-villains trying to work out if there are superheroes was actually quite nasty and well executed.

Episode three, however, was very ordinary indeed. Son wants daughter to find out if a girl fancies him; daughter wants to have a friend to talk to; mom wants to avoid being found out at work; dad wants to fight crime. But interspersed with that, we get the son pretending to be Jewish; dad and mom trying to get their teenage daughter to be friends with their friends so they’ll have someone to talk to; and black best friend of Chiklis trying to teach him to dance.

I kid you not.

Actual excitement was a little harder to find, despite the robberies in episode three. For superheroes, there’s not much heroics going on, it has to be said. While Benz and Chiklis’s superpowers are CGI-ed relatively well (Benz’s better than Chiklis’s), they’re not really being used much. All most people really want is to see some fun superfights with a backdrop of family problems; what we’re getting is family problems with the very occasional backdrop of fun superfights. Chiklis’s character is the only one enjoying himself, with Benz just being long-suffering, and it doesn’t really feel like an ordinary family.

All the same, I’m going to say there’s no harm in watching this. Don’t expect awesome or outstanding. Don’t expect anything truly new or original. But it’s family fun that never really sinks into anything terribly bad.

Carusometer rating: 3
Rob’s prediction: Will last at least a season, unless it forgets it needs to be interesting within the next few episodes.

Classic TV

Weird old title sequences: Stingray/This Man is Dangerous (1985-7)

Stingray

What a lovely little show Stingray was. Troy Tempest and the World Aquanaut Security Patrol (WASP) fighting undersea terrors in a submarine called Stingray? Marvel…

What’s that Sooty? We’re not doing that one this week? What are we doing? Oh.

Stingray was a 1986 US TV show starring Nick Mancuso. Because obviously there might be a bit of confusion thanks to Gerry Anderson’s puppet show of the same name, it was retitled This Man is Dangerous in the UK. Whatever title it went by, it was dreadful, even though the late and much missed Stephen J Cannell created it and Mike Post wrote the theme tune. But here are its weird, old, cheesy titles for you to enjoy:

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Random Acts

Random Acts of Ali Larter: Big in Mexico

Ali Larter on Esquire Mexico's cover

So you’re Ali Larter. Being a magazine “cover girl” ain’t anything new. But you need it to a little bit random – being Ali Larter n’all. What magazine are you going to pick to be on?

Yes, that’s right. Esquire Mexico. I had no idea she could even speak Spanish.

Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter