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Lost Gems: Jigsaw (1979-1984)

Back in the 80s, there was a man who was legendary in kids’ TV: Clive Doig. A producer of Vision On and creator of Puzzle Trail, The Deceivers, Eureka, Beat The Teacher, The Album, Abracadabra, Johnny Ball Reveals All, Eat Your Words and See It Saw It, he was also the man behind the Trackwords puzzles in Radio Times (if you don’t remember them, they’re were 3×3 squares of letters from which you had to make as many words as possible). A talented man, I’m sure you’ll all agree.

But he’s probably best known as the creator of Jigsaw, an especially surreal piece of kids TV that ran from 1979 to 1984.

Jigsaw cast

Hosted initially by Janet Ellis – who went on to host Blue Peter – it combined puzzles, comedy sketches and just about any weird shit that came into Doig’s mind, including the supposedly fun but actually terrifying Mr Noseybonk (pictured above) who would run around parks a lot (nothing suspicious about that), the O-Men (Sylvester McCoy and David Rappaport), who could be summoned by words containing double-o letters

The O-Men

Pterry the Pterodactyl (a puppet), Biggum the giant (a blue-screened foot) and Jigg, the talking jigsaw piece.

Jigsaw

It also featured mime artist Adrian Hedley, who – as well as playing Mr Noseybonk – didn’t say a single word for the entire first series, despite being Ellis’s co-host.

Throughout the show, the presenters and supporting characters came together to solve a number of puzzles. These puzzles would then contribute to one larger conundrum that would be revealed at the end of the show. The viewer was encouraged to take part and solve the puzzles at home.

That’s the description but it really doesn’t do the show justice, so here’s an actual episode, complete with marvellous theme tune. And for you, trivia fans, note that Janet Ellis is pregnant in this episode, so this is technically one of the first on-screen appearances of pop star Sophie Ellis-Bexter. Oh, and that I won a Jigsaw book in a competition when I was seven.

Christian Bale sings the Power Puff Girls theme song

Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg are out promoting The Fighter at the moment, so are doing lots of interviews. Here, though, one intrepid interviewer manages to get Christian Bale to sing a song of his choosing.

I’m not sure what’s more surprising: that he chose to sing the theme tune to The Power Puff Girls or that that dodgy accent he uses in The Prestige is actually his real accent.

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Question of the week: how faithful should DVDs be to the original content?

The Terminator

So I’m watching the DVD version of The Terminator the other day for pretty much the first time (long story). Now The Terminator is a film I know very well, having watched it about 50 times or something ridiculous when I was at university when I had it on VHS. So as I’m watching it, I’m noticing that certain things aren’t the same. Little things. Least obviously, they’ve changed the gun sound effects and they’ve added in little clangs whenever bullets hit the Terminator.

DVDs being the clever technology they are, they’re also multi-lingual – they can have different subtitles and different audio tracks. That means a film studio can sell its DVD all over Europe, say, and not have to produce physically different DVDs for each market. But obviously if you’re watching your DVD France, you don’t want English text all over the screen, even if the original movie had that text for subtitles or even simple plot-explaining cards. So you take out the on-screen subtitles or card and stick them into a subtitle track on the DVD to be rendered by the DVD player in whatever language the viewer wants.

As a result, egregiously the DVD of The Terminator doesn’t have that famous title card with

“LOS ANGELES 2029 A.D.

THE MACHINES ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF THE NUCLEAR FIRE.

THEIR WAR TO EXTERMINATE MANKIND HAS RAGED FOR DECADES,

BUT THE FINAL BATTLE WOULD NOT BE FOUGHT IN THE FUTURE.

IT WOULD BE FOUGHT HERE, IN OUR PRESENT.

[BRIEF PAUSE] TONIGHT…”

Instead, it has a series of subtitles containing that text over the previous scene. Not even over a black screen – over the previous scene.

Ugh. That ruins it.

The Terminator isn’t alone of course. Many DVDs are different from the movie or TV series in subtly different ways. WKRP in Cincinnati had to have a completely different soundtrack when it was eventually cleared for DVD release, since licensing the songs used on the TV version proved prohibitively expensive. Iron Man doesn’t even have all the subtitles that were shown in the English theatrical version.

So today’s slightly nerdy, pedantic question is:

Should DVDs be entirely faithful to the original medium or is “nearly the same” good enough?

As always, leave a comment with your answer or a link to your answer on your own blog

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Review: SALT (2010)

Angelina Jolie in Salt

Salt - extended edition pack shotStarring: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor
Writers: Kurt Wimmer.
Director: Phillip Noyce
Price: £19.99 (Amazon price: £9.99)
Released: December 13th 2010

Jean-Luc Godard famously said that “All you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl”. Of course, he meant a guy carrying a gun and a girl for him to be with, but times have moved on and thankfully, these days it’s frequently the girls/women who have the guns – and maybe a guy to be with as well.

Now SALT sees CIA agent Angelina Jolie – one of the movies’ most proficient women/girls with guns – accused of being a Russian sleeper agent and having to go on the run (with a gun). So you might suspect it’s nothing more than that formula. However, while you might have low expectations from the trailer and SALT does frequently fall off the narrow line between silly and good into silly on many occasions, it is a lot more than just that formula – in essence, it’s The Bourne Identity but on US soil and with a female lead. That can’t be bad, can it?

Review after the trailer and the jump.

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