Wednesday’s unhappy town news

Film

  • Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell in negotiations to star in Horrible Bosses
  • …and Aniston to also star in Wanderlust with Paul Rudd
  • Brad Pitt and Darren Aronofsky to work on The Tiger
  • Vincenzo Natall likely to make Neuromancer movie
  • Colin Farrell and Marion Cotillard to star in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis

Commercials

British TV

  • Christopher Eccleston and Jimmy McGovern reunite for Accused
  • BBC3 orders pilot of Adventures of a Teenage Stand-Up Comic
  • Sandra Oh joins David Morrissey and Aidan Gillen in Sky1’s thorne: scaredy cat

Canadian TV

US TV

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Gravity

In the US : Thursdays/Fridays, 10pm/10.30pm/11.30pm, Starz/Starz Cinema/Starz Edge

When last we left Gravity, we were pondering the oddness of a comedy-drama about failed suicide attempts. Three episodes in and we’re still pondering.

After an opening episode that mostly featured just two members of the suicide counselling group – staid Rob and quirky Lily – episodes two and three felt a bit more anthology show, focusing mainly on other members of the group, as well as the weird police detective following Rob and Lily. We got to meet the slight weird perfect housewife, who turned out to (spoiler) have shot herself because it was either that or tell everyone how trapped she felt in her life. And then in the third episode, it was all about the (spoiler) Latino construction worker-come-comedian who has a very small penis.

The police detective, we’re not sure about – we don’t know why he’s following Rob and Lily, but we do know he has (spoiler) gambling problems, hypochondria, cash issues and more, including a very aggressive yoga style.

As of yet, though, there doesn’t appear to be any real plot. We’re merely seeing a group of people struggling to change their lives so they don’t try to take them again. Sometimes we see the things in their old lives that made them want to end them; sometimes we see the promise of their new lives; sometimes we see the intersection. Sometimes it’s tragic, sometimes it’s sad, sometimes it’s funny.

But it’s almost never truly sad, and it’s almost never very funny. It’s that kind of weird, quirky insubstantial dealing with deep issues in a shallow way that legions of independent film makers have perfected over the years.

Despite this failure to truly excel, it does have some decent actors, some intriguing characters and some rib-tickling moments. It’s just a little bit too fey for my taste. But I’m going to keep watching.

Carusometer rating: 2
Rob’s prediction: Could go either way with Starz, given Party Down is still going, but it should last a season at least.

Sitting Tennant

Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant (week 19, 2010)

Erinc C's Sitting Tennant

It’s Christmas again, thanks to Erin C!

  1. Rullsenberg: 130
  2. Erin C: 120
  3. Sister Chastity, Toby: 100
  4. Rachel: 75
  5. Sabine: 60
  6. Karen: 35
  7. Dawn: 10

It’s Toby who came through with a very Who-ey caption this time. Well done to him and everybody else who took part. Good luck this week!

  1. Toby: 95
  2. Rullsenberg: 90
  3. Marie, Electric Dragon: 80
  4. Jane Henry: 55
  5. ecg, Rachel: 45
  6. SK: 25
  7. Sabine: 20
  8. kellyann06, Sister Chastity: 10
  9. whogal, Joe B: 5

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Monday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Monday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.

Tuesday’s Chase for ratings news

Film

  • Ray Stevenson, Matthew Macfadyen, Christoph Waltz, Mads Mikkelsen and Milla Jovovich to star in Paul WS Anderson’s 3D Three Musketeers
  • New trailer for Shrek Forever After
  • Jane Goldman working on script for X-Men: First Class
  • Judge Dredd: 3D?
  • Robert De Niro, Dominic Purcell and Yvonne Strahovski join The Killer Elite

British TV

US TV

US TV

Red Dwarf – The US pilots

Red Dwarf USA

A little while ago, we bemoaned the McG version of Spaced. That only made it to the pilot stage thankfully.

Of course, it wasn’t the first time the US has unsuccessfully tried to remake a British TV series. Back in the 90s, there were two attempts to remake Red Dwarf, with two completely different casts. The first was a full-length pilot, with only Robert Llewellyn returning to play Kryten. Oddly, they did get Jane Leeves (Daphne in Frasier) to play Holly.

When that didn’t go down well, a shorter “greatest hits” alternative with another cast (including Terry Farrell from Star Trek: DS9 as the Cat) got made. And that didn’t go down much better either, so it never went to series.

To see why, here they both are on YouTube. Enjoy. If you can.

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