Third-episode verdict: The Knights of Prosperity

The Knights of Prosperity

I previewed this ages ago, back last summer when it was going to be a Fall premiere. Unlike certain pilots, though, this remained identical throughout – just as soon as they’d decided on what to call it. We’re now up to episode three and it’s ready for a third-episode verdict. We’re not quite ready for The Carusometer though.

Why? Well, it’s amiable enough and a bit rubbish, but it doesn’t cause my heart to sink whenever the prospect of watching another episode hits me, unlike In Case of Emergency. Being a serial comedy, it’s also started to hook me slightly. I want to see where they’re going with it. Will they actually rob Mick Jagger, or will they pull away at the last moment?

Its episodes so far have, unfortunately, been Mick Jagger-free (thanks to the network really annoying him by using him on all the promo posters, despite his specific request that they don’t), and since he’s the best thing about it, it’s not that great right now. I’m hoping for something a bit unconventional.

The cast are fine, the plots a bit ropey and the dialogue not really funny. It’s more of a cringe-comedy – there’s a lot of them about – but not quite as sadistic as some I could mention. You’ve really got to like physical comedy and the comedy of the stupid to love it.

But I’ll hold out to episode five, just to see if Mick turns up.

That’s Keppler

Keppler

Just a brief change from normal policy to discuss a CSI episode that’s only just aired in the US. Now, a whole load of UK fans have got to be worried about William Petersen’s taking a sabbatical. Who knows if he’ll want to be back next year, for example? Is his short-term replacement good enough to carry the show?

It’s Liev Schreiber. Hell yes.

But does his particular style of acting change the show?

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Third-episode verdict: In Case of Emergency

In Case of Emergency's Carusometer
3 Minor Caruso

Well, it’s the moment we’ve all been looking forward to: the third-episode verdict and matching Carusometer for In Case of Emergency. The first episode was pretty painful, as already remarked, and the following episodes haven’t really let up in their general desire to kick the crap out of their unlikely leads.

The various characters have had a little more flesh put on them, although it’s pretty broad-brush work rather than fine Airfix detailing necessary to ensure the audience actually gives a monkey’s about them. The situations haven’t been any more plausible than the previous ones, either. In fact, the highpoint of the whole series has been a 30-second cameo by David Carradine in the third-episode.

So mediocre, then: not awful but not great. You might enjoy it a bit if someone stuck it on in front of you, but you wouldn’t go looking for it in the schedules. As a result

The Medium is Not Enough has declared In Case of Emergency to be a three or “Minor Caruso” on The Carusometer quality scale. A Minor Caruso corresponds to “a show in which David Caruso might guest star. He will incessantly talk about the ‘fine work he did on Rambo: First Blood’ that shows just how much ‘you other ”actors“ have to learn about our craft’. He’ll also demand that all cameras be inclined at 27º to the vertical whenever he enters shot. He will, however, be the most interesting thing that’s ever happened to the show, either in front of the camera or behind the scenes”.

Friday’s news

John Inman



I’ve been released. No more jury service! I’m free! I’m free! Not in an Are You Being Served? way. You know what I mean.

Doctor Who

  • Lis Sladen, Anneke Wills and others will be appearing at the Quality Central Hotel in Glasgow on 3rd March. [via LiveJournal]
  • BBC DG Mark Thompson gives whole heaps of praise for the Doctor Who ‘factory’. He also talks about 360º commissioning way too much.

Film

  • There’s a trailer for Danny Boyle’s new movie Sunshine over on SciFi Pulse.

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Thursday’s news. Just one more day

Curses. I thought they were going to let me go, yesterday, but now they’ve promised me a potential “quick one- or two-day” trial. Anyway, here’s the news.

Film

  • Doug Coupland’s jPod has been turned into a short film which you can view online.
  • There’s a not-great trailer for Highlander: The Source on YouTube. Well, more like a rough-cut of the first two minutes. Doesn’t look promising though.



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