Someone hit Clark for me

Chloe and Clark

Okay. You’re off to the lake together. By yourselves. She’s brought a kite in case “it’s too cold to go swimming”. You have a picnic.

Someone point Clark in the direction of the clue shelf: it’s up there and to the right.

There’s a reason Tom Welling goes round the set muttering, “Clark’s so stupid,” to himself, you know…

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    I’m Rob Buckley, a journalist who writes for UK media magazines that most people have never heard of although you might have heard me on the podcast Lockdown Land or Radio 5 Live’s Saturday Edition or Afternoon Edition. I’ve edited Dreamwatch, Sprocket and Cambridge Film Festival Daily; been technical editor for TV producers magazine Televisual; reviewed films for the short-lived newspaper Cambridge Insider; written features for the even shorter-lived newspaper Soho Independent; and was regularly sarcastic about television on the blink-and-you-missed-it “web site for urban hedonists” The Tribe. Since going freelance, I've contributed to the likes of Broadcast, Total Content + Media, Action TV, Off The Telly, Action Network, TV Scoop and The Custard TV.

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