Fawny, licky Arctic Monkeys praise

Just in case you thought the Arctic Monkeys weren’t getting enough hype already, the US has joined in with a review of the Monkeys’ new album by Slate’s chief stalker… sorry, reviewer. If you don’t make it as far as the end, suffice it to say she thinks their new album is “perfect”.

Do they have some kind of hypnosis ray? Has the world gone mad?