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News: Russian House; live A Few Good Men; Sky acquires Colony; E4 renews Drifters; + more

Posted on March 31, 2016 | Post a comment | Bookmark and Share

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Review: Heartbeat 1x1 (US: NBC; UK: TLC)

Posted on March 24, 2016 | comments | Bookmark and Share

Heartbeat

In the US: Wednesdays, NBC
In the UK: Acquired by TLC. Starts in April

US medical dramas seem to fall into one of two categories: the realistic and the utterly unrealistic. Think ER and Code Black in the first camp, think Grey's Anatomy and House in the second.

The fact that House is in the second camp should be a clue that being utterly unrealistic isn't a bad thing. Given a lot of people die from all manner of unpleasant things in hospitals, unrealistic can be a good way to salve the viewer's wounds by actually having everyone live. You can also have a lot of fun with unrealistic. You can even do smart things with unrealistic. 

Heartbeat is a different kettle of fish. Despite being based on the memoirs of a real-life heart surgeon, it appears to be so unrealistic it operates in some alternative universe. A very stupid one.

Melissa George - you may remember her from Home and Away, The Slap/The Slap (US), Hunted, Alias, In Treatment - plays a top heart surgeon and CIO. Yes, CIO. I'm assuming that means Chief Information Officer in the Heartbeat universe, as it does in ours, but you never know. That means she's in charge of IT for her hospital, and so as well as performing heart transplants, presumably she also does a nifty line in organising service-oriented architectures, iSCSI SANs and business continuity fallover options ("Make sure the back-up data centre isn't in our floodplain! And stat!").

She's the kind of top heart surgeon/CIO who can raise $150 million in a single day for her hospital while still caring about every single heart in her care. Which is amazing, obvs, but wasn't the first clue I was seeing signals broadcast from a parallel universe.

That was in the first two minutes when George gets on plane to go to a conference, where she's to deliver the keynote address. Unfortunately, she finds someone is already sitting in her first class seat. She has her ticket with her, but despite the fact there is literally no way these days for said seat to be double-booked, she ends up in coach.

Then, wouldn't you know it, she has to go back to first class to administer emergency chest surgery with a razor blade - how did they get that on board on the plane? - to the man who was in her seat. But because she's now covered in blood and doesn't have a change of shirt, she has to deliver the keynote… dressed in one of the air hostesses' 1960s-themed uniforms that she's borrowed!

Oh my. What a quirky universe. I wonder how many fundamental forces of nature it has. There's probably a 'weak clown force' mediated by the custard pion, at least.

Back at the hospital, George suddenly finds herself operating in a flashback romcom. There, the equally Australian Don Hany (Serangoon Road, Childhood's End), a surgeon and former flame of George, has just returned, complicating things with the between one and three current and ex-boyfriends/husbands inhabiting George's life.

We flash back to their first meeting a decade ago when she wore what in this universe would be the world's most ridiculous wig. The very Australian Hany knew her dad and is surprised that he can understand the very American-sounding George, given daddy's accent. "Yes, I've been trying to lose my cockney accent… mate," says George.

Wait… what? Is this a joke between Aussies or something? Or is George supposed to be English woman assimilated as an American, rather than an Australian woman assimilated as an American? Is her dad a cockney and in this universe, not only can Australians not understand cockneys but cockneys say, "Mate"? Does that mean Australians don't say 'mate' in this universe?

And so the clues piled up. Soon George is on the roof trying to talk down someone who is going to commit suicide so that his organs will go to a relative. "But wait, Mr Suicide!" says George. "If you jump off a building, the fall will compress all your organs and I won't be able to use them!"

"Good point," says Mr Suicide, who promptly takes out a gun and shoots himself in a head. Whoops! Maybe leave it to the pros next time, Melissa, who, to be honest, doesn't seem that upset about seeing a man blow his brains out right in front of her. I suspect a degree of sociopathy here.

How did Mr Suicide get the gun through all the security? Why did he even think to take the gun with him if he was going to shoot himself in the head? Apparently, there's also a 'strong clown force' and it makes people think in very different ways in this universe.

The trouble with setting a medical drama, rather than an out-and-out comedy, in a universe so clearly very different from our own is that it's hard to take it seriously. This isn't medicine as we know it. These aren't plausible people. They may not even be human. We might as well be watching Doctor Dog, a heart-warming show about a gruff Irish Terrier and his pioneering asthma treatments for gerbils.

It's a shame, because I like George, Hany's a brilliant actor and it's good to have another show with a female lead that isn't just about her love life. But Heartbeat is beyond resuscitation. 

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That ER reunion you were hoping for didn't turn out quite as planned

Posted on February 4, 2016 | comments | Bookmark and Share

Well, George Clooney turned up. And a helpful stand-in.

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