In the UK: Monday 6th July, 9pm, BBC1. Parts 2-5 airing Tuesday-Friday In the US: Monday 20th July, 9/8c, BBC America. Parts 2-5 airing 21st-24th
You know Apple, right? Makes iPods.
Well, it was set up by a guy called Steve Jobs. You know him, right? He has a reality distortion field.
Anyway, he got thrown out – and the whole company fell apart. When he came back, it suddenly became great again. Insanely great.
All of Apple’s intervening bosses said more or less the same thing: Apple has Steve Jobs’ DNA. Only Steve Jobs can run it.
I’m beginning to wonder if Russell T Davies is the Steve Jobs of Torchwood. He created it. It’s his baby. He wrote the first ever episode, which was really very promising. Since then, he’s had minimal input and it’s range from absolutely horrifically bad to not bad but still not great.
However, has it ever quite achieved the heights we thought it could achieve?
No.
Essentially, it’s an embodiment of all his obsessions and interests: sci-fi, soapy relationships, sexuality, Welshness, action and Doctor Who. Who else could ever work with those themes as well as he can?
Well, guess what? After moving from BBC3 to BBC2 and now to BBC1, Torchwood once again has Russell T Davies in charge for a five-part, nightly mini-series called Children of Earth. I won’t pretend episode one was an absolute classic of television, but it really was pretty good.
See what I mean? He’ll be creating the TorchPod before you know it.
I feel violated. Violated and stupid. Don’t I learn? Am I no better than invertebrates or small yappy dogs? Couldn’t I tell that another Torchwood Radio 4 play was going to make the last one look like a work of art?
Apparently not, because I actually sat down and listened, live, to Torchwood – Asylum.
Twitter’s an amazing thing, but on Friday, Rev/Views, Aaron and I together managed to create the storylines for a fourth series of Torchwood in just under an hour. Now that’s amazing.