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Review: Doctor Who – Return of the Krotons

Return of the KrotonsOne of the greatest of all Doctor Who writers was Robert Holmes. Creator (to varying degrees) of the Autons, the Master, the Sontarans, virtually everything to do with the Time Lords and sundry other Doctor Who arkana, he also wrote perhaps the best ever story, Caves of Androzani; no lesser person than Russell T Davies thinks he wrote some of the best dialogue in British television history.

However, his first piece of Who writing was a particularly arse piece of work for Patrick Troughton. The Krotons, which starred Welsh god Philip Madoc in the first of his many Who appearances, was a slightly dull piece originally intended to be a serial in its own right. It featured the Doctor, Zoe and Jamie landing on a planet run by South African monsters who want to drain the brains of the intelligent natives. And that was about it. For four episodes.

Here, after no particular clamouring that I’ve detected, is the triumphant return of the Krotons. A bonus play for subscribers to Big Finish’s plays, it’s written by, directed by and stars Nick Briggs and also features the sixth Doctor and Charley – and Philip Madoc, even if he isn’t playing the same part as in the original.

Good job it’s free though.

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Tuesday’s end of year news

The Daily News will return on Monday 5th January 2009. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Today’s Sitting Tennants (from Rosby and Rullsenberg): Hamlet and MFI

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Rosby’s back! Suddenly, Ms Rullsenberg’s yomp for the finish line doesn’t look quite as clear as once it did. Ms Rosby has provided us with an actual picture from Hamlet of the moment when DT realised he might be having problems and needed a bit of a lie down. Meanwhile, Rullsenberg shows us the moment when DT realised his flat was haunted – at least, I’m assuming that’s a poltergeist he’s just spotted.

Remember, kiddies, these are the last captionable pictures of 2008 and tomorrow, the results will be announced, so there’s everything to play for today.

The Sitting Tennant picture competition table now stands as follows:

  • Kiwi Rullsenberg: 13.5
  • Rosby: 10.5
  • Persephone: 6.5
  • Toby: 5
  • Poly, Scott: 3.5
  • Jane: 2.5
  • Anna, Electric Dragon: 1.5
  • Marie: 1

That just leaves tomorrow to see if Ms Rullsenberg has left enough pictures digital chez moi to cope with Rosby’s three in waiting. Or will someone send me and exciting batch of 20 pictures to take them into the lead from nowhere? Exciting hey?

The Witty And Amusing Captions league table remains as vibrant as always, and with people now heading off on their holidays, there could be some sneaky last minute manoeuvring that changes the leader board. The bonus points go to Persephone, whose agitprop caption, born from the depths of socialist, “Everyone should win a medal”, “Can’t we all be friends?” Canada, is also subtly topical, it turns out. Well done Persephone!

  • Toby: 44
  • Marie: 36.5
  • Jane Henry: 24.5
  • Persephone: 19
  • Rullsenberg: 14
  • Electric Dragon: 11.5
  • Rev: 11
  • Stu_N: 2
  • Poly, Andrea, Scott: 1

As always, captions and new submissions for the gallery, please. Remember, you can submit as many (witty) captions as you like for each and every picture, with topical captions (and pictures of David Tennant in current productions) getting extra marks. The wittiest caption for each picture will get double points.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.

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A Sitting Tennant for the weekend (from Rullsenberg): DT’s webcam

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Today’s Sitting Tennant is a little something for the weekend from Ms Rullsenberg for y’all: a still from the non-stop webcam I have monitoring David Tennant every hour of the day, if my web stats are to believed.

The Sitting Tennant picture competition table now stands as follows:

  • Kiwi Rullsenberg: 12.5
  • Rosby: 9
  • Persephone: 6.5
  • Toby: 5
  • Poly, Scott: 3.5
  • Jane: 2.5
  • Anna, Electric Dragon: 1.5
  • Marie: 1

The Witty And Amusing Captions league table is filled with dynamism. First, the people have spoken and voted Electric Dragon’s caption from last round topical enough to receive a bonus. Well done, Mr Dragon. Toby manages to win wittiest caption with his own Tobiobian folio. Meanwhile, Jane Henry has managed to find someone who can’t see the point in this whole thing. She must have used a microscope or something.

  • Toby: 43
  • Marie: 35.5
  • Jane Henry: 23
  • Persephone: 16
  • Rullsenberg: 14
  • Electric Dragon: 10.5
  • Rev: 8
  • Stu_N: 2
  • Poly, Andrea, Scott: 1

As always, captions and new submissions for the gallery, please. Remember, you can submit as many (witty) captions as you like for each and every picture, with topical captions (and pictures of David Tennant in current productions) getting extra marks. The wittiest caption for each picture will get double points.

The final captionable Sitting Tennant of 2008 will be on Monday, and December 23rd will see the results announced. Hasn’t anyone got any ideas for prizes to make it seem like there was a point to all this? Think of the children, I implore you.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.