US TV

Season finale: Scrubs

Scrubs

Scrubs holds an odd place in my heart. It’s not as funny as it used to be, but I keep watching it because I’m weirdly like JD (except I’m nicer and more manly) and my wife’s weirdly like Elliott (except she’s nicer and more down to earth). We even look pretty similar to our fictional counterparts.

Anyway (disturbing and uninteresting glimpse into my life aside), Scrubs has gone through various peaks and troughs of quality this season that have tested us. It started off low, picking up mid-season, before sliding back down again to its starting point. Which is a shame, because when it gets right its trademark mix of comedy and the unfortunate realities of medicine, it’s pretty unbeatable.

Problematically though, it’s making the same mistakes it made at the beginning of the season, by making its protagonists cross over from merely misguided fools into plain nasty and selfish people who do frankly unforgivable things. That’s fine in something like Peep Show, which has been like that from the beginning; but Scrubs has always been about pathos and people trying to do the right thing when they don’t know how and when life throws them a wobbly.

It’s hard, however, to keep laughing as we explore that rather shallow ‘comedy’ pit that Zach Braff seems to have created for himself in the show and in his movies (it’s almost a manifesto now), in which he generally treats any woman he comes across extremely badly at the absolute worst times and then acts as though it’s justified in a “being true to myself” kind of way.

Here, in the finale, he has the chance to treat two women extremely badly at the absolute worst times and waddayouknow, goes for the double whammy. Bad Zach.

So brace yourself, gentle reader. There’s a cliffhanger of sorts. You hope bad things won’t happen. There will be tension. Please be funny again next season, Scrubs.

Tension: 6/10

UK TV

Review: Doctor Who – 3×7 – 42

42

Well, boys and girls, I think we’ve learnt two things from this week’s episode of Doctor Who – The Shouty Years:

  1. Graeme Harper’s finally remembered how to direct. He had it nailed during the 80s, seemed to forget last year, but has returned to stonking form this year
  2. Chris Chibnall can write at least half a good script. Maybe not a whole one, but at least a half of one

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Ten most insane TV shows ever?

Some enterprising people have put together a list of the 10 most insane (US) TV shows in history. They are

  1. Manimal
  2. Alf
  3. Mr. Ed
  4. Cop Rock
  5. Out of This World
  6. Dinosaurs
  7. Mork and Mindy
  8. Small Wonder
  9. Herman’s Head
  10. Homeboys in Outer Space

Confession: The only one of those I haven’t seen is Homeboys in Outer Space; apparently, the acquisitions teams for British TV channels have some standards, just very, very low ones.

But you’ll notice that all 10 are US shows. Anyone want to nominate some British shows or even some shows from farther afield?

How about the follow-up to Treasure Hunt, Interceptor, in which various contestants ran around the countryside chased by a muscle shirt-clad man in a cape who’s armed with a laser? I’m sure Robert Popper would like to nominate Gyles Brandreth-hosted melding of talent show and game show, Star Quality, in which lucky winners got to demonstrate their ‘talent’. And if Cop Rock gets into the US list, then surely The Ritz and The Continental, delightful tales of gangsters who sing the songs of Cole Porter, need to be in there? Then there was the A Stab in the Dark debacle on Channel 4, Touch the Truck and the forthcoming “Wank Week” to look forward to. Such a potentially long list…

Over to you, then, my friends. Any nominations?

US TV

Season finales: Smallville, Supernatural, CSI

Those season finales are coming thick and fast now.

Smallville

Unlike certain shows I could mention that don’t really do the cliffhanger thing, every season of Smallville ends on a cataclysmic series of deaths, destruction, revelations, and plot wrap-ups. This season was no different.

Despite being one of the strongest, creatively, since the show began, there has been a certain meandering quality to it, with plots laboured past their natural death point, minor reset buttons pushed and so on. I won’t tell you how many of the major cast ‘die’ – they’ll be back, you know they will – but it’s rather a lot and if one in particular doesn’t come back, well, I don’t think there’ll be much point watching next year for its final season.

Explanations, when they do come, are pretty far-fetched, but hey, it’s a comic book – what you going do about it? Superman fans, however, will be delighted by the arrival of at least two characters from the comic books, one expected, and one me am expecting, too (there’s a clue for you), although the origins of both have changed. And there is the possibility that something might finally have changed. Permanently. No going back on it this time.

Tension: 9/10 (1/10 really because we all know a giant magic reset button will be in the next episode, because there always is)

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