Poltergay

Honest to goodness, it’s a real film.


Poltergay

Emma and Marc, two young lovers, move into a house which has been uninhabited for thirty years. What they don’t know is that in 1979, in a cave under the house, there was a gay disco, which burned down when a foam machine short-circuited, and five bodies were never found. Today, the house is haunted by five gay fetishist ghosts. However, only Marc is able to see them, and his visions drive Emma away. The ghosts, touched by Marc’s problems, do everything in their power to help him get his girl back.

How desperate are you to see it now?

PS I love the fact that on IMDB, one of the reviewers says that it "doesn’t match expectations".

Sitting Tennant

Today’s Sitting Tennant (from Persephone): The Graham Norton Show

David Tennant on the Graham Norton Show

Today’s Sitting Tennant comes from Persephone and is from The Graham Norton Show. Apparently, David’s acting out some of his favourite porn, doing both roles as part of a one-man show, which sounded increasingly unpleasant even as I wrote it. Persephone says she’s been saving up the picture for some reason.

Captions please. Reasons why Persephone’s been saving it up do not count as captions.

The Sitting Tennant picture competition table now stands as follows, with Persephone rejoining Rullsenberg in second place. One picture from either of you and you’ll be in the lead, if Rosby doesn’t wake up soon:

  • Rosby: 7
  • Rullsenberg, Persephone: 6.5
  • Toby: 5
  • Poly, Scott: 3.5
  • Jane: 2.5
  • Anna, Electric Dragon: 1.5
  • Marie: 1

The Witty And Amusing Captions league table has seen some excitement, with a very concerted effort from Marie. Here how it stands now:

  • Toby: 21
  • Marie: 16
  • Jane Henry: 12.5
  • Persephone: 11
  • Rullsenberg: 9.5
  • Electric Dragon, Rev: 4
  • Stu_N: 2
  • Poly, Andrea: 1

As always, keep your eyes peeled for any new pictures of David Tennant sitting down that you can find, and keep coming up with those captions – there’ll be bonus points for topical captions and pictures if you can find them.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.

Friday’s gossip and news

The Daily News will be back on Wednesday 10th December

Film

Commercials

German TV

  • TMG making English-language version of Moby Dick

British TV

US TV

(The Fall and Rise of Reginald) Perrin remake with Martin Clunes filming

Yes, they really are remaking it and you can see it being filmed, you lucky (?) people:

We thought that you might be interested to know that audience tickets are now available for a brand new series starring Martin Clunes!

PERRIN

Inspired by the original books and TV series of the 70s, PERRIN updates the world of the classic sitcom character Reginald Perrin, placing it and him in 2009.

Starring Martin Clunes, PERRIN is a modern story of a deskbound sales executive combating personal crises with flights of fancy, pushed by personal and work related stress towards insanity.

The show will be taping at Teddington Studios. If you would like to join us, then apply now!

The show will take place on Wednesday 10th December at 7.00pm and then Saturday 3rd & Friday 9th January.

Booking is now open and may apply online via our website at http://www.sroaudiences.com