Dick Heads

Dick Heads (from Jane Henry): Spooks and something else, probably an M&S commercial or something involve menswear

Richard Armitage in something, maybe an M&S ad

Are you ready to haiku? Today’s Dick Heads are from Jane Henry and are from Spooks and something else, maybe an M&S commercial or something involving menswear (not to be confused with Menswear). What do they say to you? Are they saying it in 17 syllable groups? Does the lack of hats put you off and stop your creative juices from flowing?

This is actually the last of the current stock of Dick Heads so we’re going to need more, particularly ones involving hats, for Dick Heads and its poetry to continue. Get searching, Armitage lovers.

Got a picture of Richard Armitage’s head, preferably wearing a hat? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Dick Heads” gallery.

Daily News back tomorrow

As predicted, the combined might of BT and Be screwed up my broadband order – to be fair to Be, it was BT lying and spending 48 hours blocking the account while it checked the line was okay. But fingers crossed, all should be sorted when I get home, so there should be Daily News tomorrow. Thank you for your patience.

Sitting Tennant

Today’s Sitting Tennants (from Rullsenberg and Jaradel)

DT on the phone DT sitting down DT at a script read-through

I’m in a bit of a rush this morning and am out all day, so I can’t do the full scoring and awards for last week’s Sitting Tennants – I’ll do that on Monday, assuming I have a working Internet connection in my new flat by then (fingers crossed!). So instead, I’ll just leave you with these pictures to caption over the weekend and next week – two from Ms Rullsenberg and one from Ms Jaradel, which is from the Partners in Crime script read-through.

Away you go!

As always, captions and new submissions for the gallery, please. Remember, you can submit as many (witty) captions as you like for each and every picture, with topical captions (and pictures of David Tennant in current productions) getting extra marks. The wittiest caption for each picture will get double points. And there’s a bonus point for using Gary Numan lyrics appropriately.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.

Friday’s stopping wife news

Film

Theatre

Radio

British TV

  • ITV promises to show dramas it’s been keeping on its shelves
  • Lucy Montgomery gets a sketch show written by Graham Linehan and Kevin Eldon among others

US TV

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Trust Me

Time, I think, for a third-episode verdict on TNT’s advertising dramedy, Trust Me, what with there having been three episodes of it now. Coincidence? I think not.

You have to give it something – it’s been consistent. However, it’s consistently been a mess. Not a bad mess, just a mess. 

It has two basic problems: it’s playing it for the very long haul and it doesn’t have quite the right focus. As I mentioned when I reviewed the first episode, we have three central characters: Eric McCormack as the stressed group director/art editor; Tom Cavanagh as his writing parter; and Monica Potter as the award-winning writer the company hire to add to the team. 

Now, the trouble is, for the last three episodes, McCormack’s been a rubbish, not desperately charismatic boss and Cavanagh has been a far more entertaining (although not very entertaining) sidekick. If they’d switched jobs, the show could have been quite interesting – indeed, when Cavanagh briefly takes charge of a dinner event in the third episode, the show instantly becomes more involving. But as it stands, it all feels quite tame, like the school monitor’s turned up and no one’s allowed to run in the corridors any more.

Even worse, Monica Potter’s character has been treated awfully. In fact, the bulk of her storyline has been about how badly she – the only woman on the team – has been treated by McCormack’s inept leadership. No office, forced to work on the one account she said she didn’t want to work on, no partner to work with, ostracised: sorry, but a not very wacky boys club with not much apparent talent dumping over the obviously talented woman is only excusable when depicted 50 years ago in Mad Men.

As it is, I have zero interest and sympathy for the supposed two main characters and something edging towards loathing for them. Again, if it had been Cavanagh and Potter or even McCormack and Potter as the embedded team, with one of the others turning up as the new hire, that might have been more interesting than what we’ve got right now.

But, as I said, the show is playing it for the long haul and there are signs that by episode 254 or something, the boys will have learned the error of their ways, Monica will treated nicely and might be partnered with one of the old hands, and all will be good. Whether the (small) audience for the show will wait that long remains to be seen.

There are some nice touches to the show, and it feels authentic to the ad industry in at least a few ways. But I can’t help but feel that real life is actually more interesting than TV for once and the show really needs to get its groove on quickly, despite long-range plot planning, if it’s to be worth watching – or if it plans on surviving.

Carusometer rating: 2
Predictions: Will get better before the end of the season if it’s allowed to, but will probably be cancelled before then