Weird-arse movies that Channel 4 showed in the 1980s based on Arabian mythology that you remember being weirded out by when you watched them and that starred Peter Firth and Nabil Shaban #1: Born of Fire

It’s going to be a short series.

Unusual and violent activity is observed on the surface of the sun during an eclipse. A dormant volcano erupts in Turkey. A musician (Peter Firth) is haunted by a strange melody. These are the starting points of what turns out to be a surrealist journey into Arabic mythology.

After meeting an astronomer (Suzan Crowley) who observed the strange activity on the sun, Firth visits his mother on her deathbed. She tells him of the Master Musician, a mysterious being living in Turkey, where his father, also a musician, died a long time ago.

Firth takes off for Turkey, to face the demons of his father’s past and find this mythical Master Musician. His trip takes us deep into the heart of arabic mythology, into a world inhabited by Djinns and Shaytans, respectively born of Air and Fire. He will learn many things about his father’s life that will bring him to the brink of insanity.

Question of the week: is swearing all right when no one understands it’s swearing?

Secret swearing has a long and honourable TV and movie tradition. Usually intended to outwit the censors, it can vary in execution but ultimately has the same aim. Star Trek: The Next Generation allowed Jean-Luc Picard to say merde, because it was assumed that no US viewers would understand it meant sh*t in French. Star Trek itself managed to sneak Uhura denying that she was a ‘fair maiden’ past the censor, while Battlestar Galactica pioneered new forms of swearing altogether with copious use of the word ‘frack’ as a replacement for the f-word.

The Avengers/Avengers Assemble recently took a leaf out of Worzel Gummidge‘s book – a show in which Jon Pertwee used to delight himself by using as many Elizabethan swearwords, including the likes of ‘swive’ as he possibly could – by having Loki describe Black Widow as a ‘mewling q**m’ – that would be a word that rhymes with ‘whim’ and is a Chaucerian synonym for the c-word. Now, if you look at the BBFC’s web site [spoilers], it gives an explanation in its extended classification information as to why it gave the film a 12A certificate:

The film also contains some mild bad language, such as uses of ‘hell’, ‘damn’, ‘ass’, ‘son of a bitch’, ‘pissed off’ and ‘bastards’

No mention of the use of the q-word. Whether that’s because no one at the BBFC knows what it means or because they figured that no one in the audience is likely to know or care, I can’t say. But it does lead to this week’s question:

Should the BBFC take into account swearing that only a portion of the audience will understand when it classifies movies? Should TV shows and movies forego fake swearing that has the same intent as swearing? Or is this all linguistic silliness?

Answers below or on your own blog, please

Film

Why did they change the title of Mel Gibson’s Get The Gringo?

Notorious racist Mel Gibson has a new film out, both here and in the US. Here, it’s called How I Spent My Summer Vacation and its tag line is ‘Plan your getaway’:

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

But over in the US, it’s called the much-catchier Get The Gringo but has the duller tagline ‘The odds are against him. So is everyone else’:

Get the Gringo

The question is why? Did they think the UK public was going to be less open to movies featuring Mel Gibson with racial epithets in their titles? Why is it ‘vacation’ rather than ‘holiday’, except to avoid possible Cliff Richard connotations?

Monday’s “NBC, ABC, CBS and The CW cancellations and pick-ups with almost no surprises” news

What shall become of The Carusometer?

Film

Trailers

  • Trailer for The Campaign with Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis

UK TV

US TV

  • NBC cancels Awake, Bent, Best Friends Forever and Are You There, Chelsea?
  • renews The Office, Parks and Recreation, Whitney and Up All Night
  • CBS cancels A Gifted Man, NYC-22, Rob and Unforgettable
  • and CSI: Miami
  • renews CSI: NY
  • and Two and a Half Men
  • ABC cancels GCB, Pan Am, Missing and The River
  • renews Private Practice, Body of Proof, Don’t Trust The B—- in Apt 23, Scandal, Last Man Standing
  • and Happy Endings
  • The CW cancels Ringer, The Secret Circle, renews Nikita, Hart of Dixie and Gossip Girl
  • Jorja Fox to return to CSI again
  • Lost‘s Maggie Grace to recur on Californication
  • No end dates for Community or 30 Rock after all
  • Full trailer for True Blood season five
  • Thursday ratings
  • Friday ratings: Fringe ends with 14-week high

US TV pilots

  • NBC orders Next Caller Please
  • ABC orders Nashville, Zero Hour, Red Widow, Last Resort, 666 Park Avenue, The Neighbors, Family Tools and How To Live With Your Parents For The Rest of Your Life
  • and Malibu Country
  • CBS picks up Elementary, Partners, Vegas, Golden Boy, Made in Jersey and Friend Me
  • The CW orders The Carrie Diaries, Arrow, Cult, First Cut and Beauty and the Beast
  • Infamous and Guys With Kids recasting roles

Film

Robert Pattinson re-enacts Scanners, Dead Ringers and Videodrome

Obviously, Robert Pattinson is best known for the Twilight movies – although he did a Dennis Wheatley thing on BBC4 a while back before he was famous. But he’s about to appear in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, which looks set to be as joyously weird as the majority of previous David Cronenberg movies.

To celebrate this fact, he’s gone and recreated a few classic Cronenberg movies for a film shoot, namely Videodrome, Dead Ringers (which, of course, I can’t have in my DVD collection) and Scanners. Having a video slot in your stomach is probably going a bit far, though, Robert, although at least you held off at exploding heads.

Robert Pattinson in Videodrome

Robert Pattinson in Dead Ringers

Robert Pattinson in Scanners

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