The Wednesday Play: Armchair Theatre – The Criminals (1958)

I’ve not got much time for an introduction to this, so just a quick summary for this 1958 episode of ITV’s Armchair Theatre, The Criminals, in which a bunch of respectable men at the New Year’s Eve party of a small construction company are forced to take part in a bank robbery by a ruthless crook (Stanley Baker, the star of Zulu) who has intimate knowledge of their private lives. Co-written by noted Doctor Who writer Malcolm Hulke, it also starred Peter Swanwick (The Prisoner) and Allan Cuthbertson (Edge of Darkness) with a minor appearance by Angus Lennie.

It’s this week’s Wednesday Play and you can watch it below – as always, if you like it, please buy it!

Classic TV

Nostalgia Corner: Rubik, the Amazing Cube (1983-1984)

Rubik's Amazing Cube

Nostalgia is a tricky thing. We can, of course, feel nostalgic for something from our childhood. Douglas Coupland’s ‘legislated nostalgia’ enables us to feel nostalgic for a time when we weren’t even alive.

But is it possible to have anti-legislated nostalgia – to not only not feel any desire to see something again from our childhood but to feel it for something we never even saw?

Because I think there is. Because this week I discovered the existence of Rubik, the Amazing Cube.

Now, back in the 80s, the UK did import an awful lot of US cartoons tied into all kinds of commercial properties. Naturally, the creative quality of these “flog toys to kids” shows varied, ranging from the top end with the likes of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Thundercats and Centurions all the way through to the unholy likes of the bottom end: Visionaries and Bravestarr.  

Fortunately, there was at least a quality control on these imports – the acquisition managers at the BBC and ITV. These brave souls would plough through all the shows available for purchase, decide which were the best and buy only those. Sure, Visionaries and Bravestarr got through. But look at what didn’t.

Rubik, the Amazing Cube is perhaps the best example of what happens when you try to take a commercial product singularly unsuited to dramatic storytelling – the Rubik’s Cube – and then try to use it for dramatic storytelling. For those of you who were apparently born on other worlds or are barely more than children, the Rubik’s Cube was a 1980s toy puzzle composed of smaller cubes that you could rotate around a central hub. It started with each face of the big cube the same colour, you’d jumble them all up and then try to get them back to the same state again. Here’s a Rubik’s Cube being solved – bear in mind it has about 43 quintillion possible permutations.

That’s it. No sound effects, flashing lights, computer-powered voices or anything else. Just cubes that have to be rotated.

So spare a thought for the writers of the Ruby-Spears cartoon series Rubik, the Amazing Cube, hired to devise no fewer than 18 half-hour episodes aimed at flogging Rubik’s Cubes to children across the US. These mighty heroes did the best they could, but ultimately what else could they produce but garbage?

In fact, the strategy they chose was probably the optimal solution, baring in mind they had only a 1 in about 43 quintillion chance of coming up with anything decent – have as little to do with the actual puzzle as possible. So the plot of the show gave us Rubik, the Amazing Cube. He was magic and could talk, being able to fly through air among other things. He’d been abducted by an evil magician and after three children Carlos, Lisa and Reynaldo Rodriguez rescue him and help him to evade the magician, he chooses to help them with their various problems. As it was the early 80s, this included burning social problems such as school bullies and to the writers’ credit, they did make the heroes of the piece Latinos – not just one token one in an ethnically diverse group, but a whole family and just that family, a rarity to this day.

The only catch? Rubik can only come alive when all the cubes on each of his faces match up and wouldn’t you know it, he’d get jumbled up a lot, when he got dropped or attacked by dogs, for example. That meant the three Rodriguez kids had to unjumble him or else they’d be in so much trouble.

Now you might think I’m making this up, but I’m not. Because here’s a full episode you can watch. Let me know if you feel anti-legislated nostalgia.

The Weekly Play

The Wednesday Play: Second City Firsts – Mike Leigh’s The Permissive Society (1975)

The Permissive Society

England’s second city is Birmingham. You may not have known that, suspecting that Manchester should hold that title, and now that a big chunk of the BBC has moved to Salford, in terms of televisual output, you might be right.

But back in the 60s and 70s, BBC Birmingham and its Pebble Mill Studios were prodigious sources of television output, including, of course, the famous lunchtime show Pebble Mill (At One).

As well as contributing many programmes with little fanfare to the overall BBC output, including many entries to the Play For Today strand, between 1973 and 1978, BBC Birmingham had its own higher profile play strand: Second City Firsts. As the name suggests, as well showing off Birmingham and the Pebble Mill Studios, it was also intended to provide an outlet for first-time writers, with 42 writers contributing to the nine series of half-hour plays.

The most notable of these were Alan Bleasdale and Mike Leigh, and today’s Wednesday Play is Leigh’s Permissive Society. A short piece videotaped entirely in the studio, it features three characters: a couple – Les (Bob Mason) and Carol (Veronica Roberts) – and Les’s sister Yvonne (Rachel Davies). Les and Yvonne are both abrasive, and over the course of the evening, Carol realises she hasn’t much in common with her boyfriend. However, it turns out that the reasons for Les’s behaviour aren’t quite what they seem.

By turns cringe-worthy, funny and moving, Permissive Society highlights the fact that despite sex seemingly being everywhere in ‘the permissive society’, few people were yet very comfortable with it, let alone talking about it. It also includes Leigh’s trademark use of improvisation in developing the script, something that confused the BBC2 announcer enough to proclaim it an ‘unscripted play’ when it first aired.

What TV’s on at the BFI in February 2015?

It’s time for our regular look at the TV that the BFI is showing, this time in February 2015. And it’s a two-prong approach from the BFI this month, with a series of previews of forthcoming TV shows on the one hand – Channel 4’s Indian Summers, BBC One’s Poldark and ITV’s Arthur & George – and on the other, a series of little-repeated plays that fair puts The Wednesday Play in the shade and includes Alan Bleasdale’s first TV drama Early To Bed.

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The Wednesday Play: The Mahabharata (1989)

Le Mahabharata

Right now, you may have noticed, there’s a whole load of religions about to have some sort of festival or other. So to avoid all hint of bias, this week’s Wednesday Play has nothing to do with any of them and is purely of concern to Hindus – none of whom are celebrating anything right now, except maybe a birthday or two.

Peter Brook CH, CBE is one of the world’s most famous and justifiably lauded theatre directors. His career in both theatre and film has spanned decades, stretching back with the RSC to 1950 all the way through to the present day. Perhaps his most famous work, however, was a 1985 production that he had co-written over eight years with Jean-Claude Carrière and Marie-Hélène Estienne: The Mahabharata. An astonishing nine hours long, it was nevertheless a distillation in itself of the world’s longest and perhaps even most important work of epic poetry, the eponymous 200,000-line long Sanskrit text Mahabharata.

Regarded by Hindus as both a text about Hindu moral law (dharma) and its history, the poem dates back to 400BC and is perhaps as early in origin as 9th century BC. Its main plot is about the struggle between two branches of a single family – the Kaurava and the Pandava – for the throne of Hastinapura, which eventually culminates in the battle of Kurkshetra, but the majority of the work includes a wide range of other myths and legends.

Brook regarded the Mahabharata as a text of the world, so for his production, he chose a cast from countries all round the world, including Georges Corraface, Vittoria Mezzogiorno, Mamdou Dioumé and Yoshi Oida. After the production premiered at the 39th Avignon festival, Brook was to take it on a world tour for four years and at the end of that period, an abridged version a mere six hours long was filmed and shown as a two-part mini-series on Channel 4 in the UK. This was subsequently cut down to three hours for a cinema and DVD release.

Many of the cast of the stage production were to return for the mini-series, including Corraface, Mezzogiorno, Dioumé and Oida; however, in true RSC fashion, as well as some new cast members such as Ciarán Hinds, some of the original cast took on different roles, with Bruce Myers switching from Karna to become both Ganesha and Krishna, Andrzej Seweryn moving from Duryodhana to Yudhishthira and Maurice Bénichou switching from Ganesha and Krishna to Kitchaka, to name but a few.

It’s an epic in all senses and a very theatrical one at that, but if you have the time – perhaps over Christmas – you can watch all six hours of the mini-series below or you can get it on DVD. It’s definitely worth the effort.

Other versions
It’s worth noting that Brook was not the first to adapt the Mahabharata, even if he was the first to adapt it in English. Because there was a film made in 1963 of just one story of the Mahabharata, Narthanasala, which again you can watch below, although your Telugu had better be good since it’s not subtitled.

A 1965 film, however, made an attempt at adapting the full story in just two and a half hours, and this is subtitled, if you want to give it a go, you may be glad to hear.

As well as a 2013 film, this time 3D and animated, there have also been four Indian TV series (1988, 1997, 2008 and 2013). The earliest of these series was produced by famed Indian film director BR Chopra and despite being 94 episodes long and taking nearly two years to air, was one of the most successful programmes in Indian TV history. It was subsequently imported to the UK by BBC2.

The 2013 series, Mahabharat was equally well viewed but had a somewhat larger budget, being the most expensive series in Indian TV history.

It seems this epic has legs…