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Mini-review: The Assets 1×1 (US: ABC; UK: Alibi)

In the US: Thursdays, 10/9c, ABC

One of the US biggest traitors is CIA agent Aldrich Ames. Convicted in 1994 of spying for the Soviet Union, it’s thought that he compromised the second-largest number of CIA assets in the nation’s history.

You’d have thought that the march of time and a TV movie starring Timothy Hutton would have made his story less toxic, but The Assets, an eight-part mini-series that started on ABC last week about the investigation of Ames by CIA officers Sandra Grimes and Jeanne Vertefeuille, not only has the privilege of being the lowest rated drama premiere ever on one of the four main TV networks, it appears to star an almost entirely British cast and only one American.

Comparisons with The Americans will abound, given it’s another spy show set roughly in the same time period and stars another Welsh Rhys – Matthew Rhys rather than Paul (The Cazalets), who plays Ames. It’s certainly a little instructive to do so, since The Assets is to The Americans what ABC is FX: louder, less subtle, softer hitting, drowning in cheesy music (yes, Nashville, I mean you) and more interested in female characters and sacrifice for families.

The focus of The Assets is very much Sandra Grimes (Jodie Whittaker of Broadchurch and St Trinian’s), the author of the book on which the story is based. The first episode begins with the capture of both an asset and a case officer, the suspicions that raises and how Grimes then gets drafted by the head of the CIA into investigating a much larger problem in the agency. Against this backdrop we see Grimes’ home life, which initially looks like it’s going to be the standard “working women must be punished!” set up but actually reveals a very supportive husband dealing with an often-absent wife.

That is, assuming you can hear any of the dialogue – which although clunky at times, actually takes very few prisoners with its talk of tradecraft, dead drops, et al – over the constant terrible background music.

We then go on to see debriefs and the growing suspicion of Grimes, before her hard work reveals there must be a mole in the agency.

Whittaker is good, Rhys is great, a lot of the rest of the cast struggle to maintain US or Russian accents. Everything looks quite good, albeit not as good as The Americans and a bit 1980s TV movie – which you might think appropriate, but simply dressing people in hats doesn’t qualify as “convincing portrayal of Moscow” in this day and age. If this had been made on cable, it almost certainly would have been a much better show. One to watch if you’ve nothing better to do or are interested in the subject, rather than because it’s much good. Assuming, that is, ABC doesn’t cancel it before the next episode.

Music

Want to know what the Doctor Who theme tune was originally going to sound like (sort of)?

As you probably all well know (those of you who are Doctor Who fans, that is), Ron Grainer composed the original theme tune to Doctor Who. It said so in the credits of the show for 50 years, just to emphasise the point. What fewer people know is how much debt that theme tune owed to the person at the BBC Radiophonics Workshop who ‘realised it’ – Delia Derbyshire.

I did the Doctor Who theme music mostly on the Jason valve oscillators. Ron Grainer brought me the score. He expected to hire a band to play it, but when he heard what I had done electronically, he’d never imagined it would be so good. He offered me half of the royalties, but the BBC wouldn’t allow it. I was just on an assistant studio manager’s salary and that was it… and we got a free Radio Times. The boss wouldn’t let anybody have any sort of credit.

– Delia Derbyshire, in the Radiophonic Ladies interview

Indeed, it wasn’t until The Day of the Doctor that Derbyshire finally got an onscreen credit for her work:

Delia Derbyshire credit

Even in the BBC’s recent dramatisation of the creation of Doctor Who, An Adventure in Space and Time, Derbyshire’s contribution was downplayed considerably, giving her little more than a couple of lines about how the TARDIS dematerialisation sound was created using piano strings and a house key. I don’t even think they gave her name in the show.

Want to know how much of a difference she made? Well, here’s the version she composed, which is probably familiar to you.

But a little known fact is that Ron Grainer did arrange a version of the theme himself on the album “The Exciting Television Music of Ron Grainer”, which was released in 1980. Although it includes instruments that were unavailable to him in 1963, this is the closest version you’ll hear to what Grainer originally envisioned for the show and is similar to a lot of his work from the time.

What a difference Derbyshire made, hey?

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