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Nostalgia Corner: The Wanderer (1994)

The Wanderer

There are few better known, more successful sitcom writers than Roy Clarke. The creator of Last of the Summer Wine, Open All Hours, Oh No, It’s Selwyn Froggitt! and Keeping Up Appearances, genteel, Northern, comedies of manners and silliness are his forte.

Which makes The Wanderer, a short-lived 1994 series about reincarnated medieval knights in modern times on an eternal quest for one of their graves, somewhat of a surprise. The show starred Bryan Brown (FX: Murder By Illusion, Cocktail) as two twin brothers, the good Adam and the evil Zachary. Originally born in the 10th century, the two are fated to fight each other at the turn of each millennium, the winner influencing whether the next millennium will be ‘good’ or ‘evil’.

Reincarnated in the 20th century, Zachary wants revenge on Adam for killing him a millennium previously, but he also wants to take advantage of the growing superstition arising from the turn of the current millennium, planning to have Adam die in front of witnesses so that he can pose as his dead brother. But for his plan to work, he needs a magic item from his 10th century grave, and only Adam knows the location of that. Or at least the original Adam did – modern day Adam? Not so much, although he’s prone to the occasional flashback to his original self, which helps him on his quest to retrieve the artefact first so he can stop Zachary.

Both have helpers in the modern day: Beatrice (Kim Thomson), Zachary’s lover in the 10th century, has been reincarnated as well and accompanies him on his journey, helping him with her witchy magic; while Adam’s helper, Godbold (Tony Haygarth), was a monk in the 10th century but is now a wrestler and plumber. And then there’s Clare (Deborah Moore), Adam’s lover in both centuries.

A co-production between YTV and Sky in the UK, ZDF in Germany, and Antena 3 in Spain, the show ran for 13 episodes, with Adam wandering the world each episode looking for Zachary’s grave, Zachary occasionally cropping up to be extrovert and annoying in comparison to the introverted and dull Adam. Indeed, the whole show was intensely annoying: as well as Brown’s acting and the light entertainment vibe that Clarke apparently couldn’t escape adding to the show, The Wanderer had ‘Into The Labyrinth syndrome’, with the first season concluding with Zachary’s grave being found, the two brothers ready for their clash to begin… only for it to be revealed that another artefact needed recovering and a new quest had to begin. Cue the second series that never materialised.

The show hasn’t been repeated or released on DVD since it originally aired, but you can at least have its title sequence and some clips, unfortunately mostly dubbed into various foreign languages. The last collection is in English, though, so you can judge the quality of the acting for yourselves.

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Benedict Cumberbatch gets into the shower

There is a scene in Star Trek Into Darkness (this isn’t really a spoiler, BTW) in which Alice Eve, for no good reason, strips down to her underwear. It’s a particularly glaring bit of male gaze that stands out a mile in the movie as being incredibly gratuitous. Okay, Kirk does take his top off as well… but it’s when he’s in bed with two alien women, and this is in a movie where women get to do surprisingly little and with few very in positions of power.

Writer Damon Lindelof has already apologised on Twitter…

Damon Lindelof's apology

…but JJ Abrams has just been on Conan O’Brien’s show and tried to apologise, too. He also tried to make up for it a little by bringing along a deleted scene of Benedict Cumberbatch in the shower.

Thursday’s “Scarlett Johansson in Don Jon trailer, CBC’s 2013/4 schedule, more In The Flesh and Bad Teacher goes to series” news

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  • Trailer for Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Don Jon, with Scarlett Johansson
  • Trailer for We’re The Millers, with Jennifer Aniston, Ed Helms, Jason Sudeikis et al
  • Trailer for Delivery Man with Vince Vaughn

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The Wednesday Play: Scum (1977)

Ray Winstone in Scum

Over the years, there were many controversial plays produced for the BBC. However, few of them were so controversial that they were pulled before transmission over concerns about their content. Dennis Potter’s Brimstone and Treacle, which depicted both someone who might be the Devil and the potential rape of a disabled woman, was the first, while this week’s play, Scum by Roy Minton, was the second, not getting an airing until 14 years after it was made.

Directed by Alan Clarke and featuring the likes of David Threlfall, Phil Daniels and Ray Winstone, the play was set in a borstal and deals with the question of whether young offenders’ institutions actually rehabilitated its inamtes. Winstone arrives at the borstal after allegedly attacking a prison officer at his previous borstal. After suffering abuse from the prison officers as well as the ‘daddy’ (the top dog) at his new home, Winstone decides to take charge and become the new daddy.

The play was withdrawn because the BBC’s powers-that-be decided that it glamourised borstal – an odd decision, given the racism, gang rape and suicide depicted by Scum. It was a decision that seemed even stranger when, like Brimstone and Treacle, a movie version of the play was released just a few years later that featured most of the main actors.

Weirdly, though, the phrase ‘Who’s the daddy now?’ entered popular parlance and years later, Winstone used it in a series of ads for Holsten Pils – odd, given that he’d originally delivered them in a banned play while beating an inmate around the head with a sock full of billiard balls.

But just to prove that the power to shock has diminished, you can now watch the whole thing on YouTube – and it’s the Wednesday Play. Enjoy!