The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: Shameless (US)

In the US: Sundays, 10pm ET/PT, Showtime

So Shameless, based on the Channel 4 series of the same, has been airing on Showtime for three weeks now. Time to pass a third-episode verdict.

On the whole, it’s been variable. Episode 1 was 50% pleasure, 50% pain, in which some loveable young rogues rip off the benefits system and try to make ends meet because their father, Frank, is a work-shy, amoral, immoral alcoholic. While it had romantic moments and funny moments and there were times that you were surprised to be watching a US show – what will all the nudity, swearing and members of the working/underclasses involved, –it wasn’t an especially fun hour of TV.

Episode 2 was a lot better, a lot more fun, while still maintaining many of the themes of the previous episode. We got some mental sex, thanks to special guest star Joan Cusack as the agoraphobic wife of Frank’s best friend, as well as a cross-border smuggling story. It was also warmer and funnier than the previous episode, where we got to see the love Frank the complete git bewilderingly inspires in his family and friends.

Episode 3, however, was back to episode 1 quality, maybe a little better, with gay middle son having to deal with some female interest and the family discovering their aunt has been dead for 12 years while Frank’s continued to cash her benefits cheques every month. We also have the continuing up and down romance between the sensible eldest daughter and her car thief boyfriend, which is the one central warm thing in the whole show.

I’m actually probably going to keep watching the show. It’s got a great cast, even if William H Macy doesn’t quite fit the lead role; it’s not desperately enjoyable, but the stories are interesting, it can be quite funny and it explores matters that are unexplored on most other US dramas. But if there’s a downturn in quality, it’s on a knife’s edge.

Carusometer rating: 3
Rob’s predication: Might actually last a couple of seasons, if not more

Miss Jersey Shore UK 2011

Oh FFS. It’s the End of Days, I tell you.

MTV announce the search for ‘MTV’s Miss Jersey Shore 2011’

To celebrate the UK return of MTV’s hugely successful show Jersey Shore MTV has teamed up with Heatworld.com to launch a national search to find “MTV’s Miss Jersey Shore UK 2011”.

If you think you’re as hot and, of course, as tanned as the Jersey Shore housemates Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenny “JWoww” Farley and Sammi “Sweetheart”, then MTV and Heatworld want to hear from you NOW!

Ten lucky girls will be shortlisted to take part in the competition at Mahiki, London on Tuesday 8th February – where they will get the chance to strut their stuff in front of stars of the show Pauly D and Vinny.

The chosen girl will be crowned “MTV’s Miss Jersey Shore UK 2011” and will win a glamorous outfit from Lipsy.

To enter the competition would-be Miss Jersey Shore candidatesneed to send in TWO jpeg photos, one headshot and one full body, looking your Jersey Shore best, along with the contestant’s name, contact number and D.O.B to [email protected], with a short paragraph explaining, in 50 words, what makes them the ultimate MTV Miss Jersey Shore.

MTV will select the best 10 entries who will be invited to London to compete for the ultimate accolade.

Closing date for entries must be received by noon on 3rd of February 2011.

For full terms and conditions please see the Heatworld competition.