Question of the week: which aspect of old TV would you bring back?

Remember TV when you were kid, eh? Just four channels or maybe just three, full of programmes that don’t exist any more. Maybe they were even black and white rather than colour. Great, wasn’t it?

Of course, I’m not just talking about nostalgia for a TV show or TV shows that have long been cancelled and forgotten about, shows that haven’t been imitated or copied since – or maybe copied ad infinitum to lesser and lesser effect. There were wholly different ways of doing TV back in the old days.

Remember the variety show? The shows that allowed people to criticise what they’d seen on TV, like Points of View, Right To Reply and Open Air? How about the "long running viewer competition" like Puzzle Trail, in which viewers would get more and more clues each week until someone got the right answer? Did you know ITV once even broadcast a play performed in ancient Greek?

Not these days. Doesn’t happen.

So this week’s question is broad:

What aspect of old television would you bring back?

My choice would be the old Open University programmes. For the uninitiated, the Open University is a UK university that lets people work towards degree remotely from their own homes at their own pace. Nowadays, with the advent of the Internet, DVDs, etc, tuition is largely done through other media, but for a few decades, the BBC used to broadcast Open University TV programmes late at night and early in the morning on weekdays, and for a big chunk of the mornings on BBC2 at the weekends.

Imagine that: being able to watch university-grade lectures on dozens of subjects for free in the comfort of your own home. Watch a half hour social studies programme on the tension between deterrence and justice in criminal sentencing, then a geography programme about malnutrition in India, then a mathematics programme about non-Euclidean geometry, one after another.

Look, here’s one about velocity diagrams!

I was young, I should have been watching Going Live: I watched the Open University instead, and I’d like it back, please. How about you?

Wednesday’s “it’s time to put on make-up” news

Happy Birthday, Doctor Who!

Canadian TV

  • Showcase orders full season of time-travelling female cop drama Out of Time

US TV

Sitting Tennant

Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant (week 43, 2011)

Sister C strikes again!

  1. Hebbie: 330
  2. Sister Chastity: 320
  3. Erin C: 150
  4. Rullsenberg: 55
  5. Janice: 20
  6. esgaril: 10
  7. theriverlady, Toby: 5

Well, it was Toby who won at Top Trumps last week when he played his Captain Marvel… oh hang on, wrong game. Anyway, he got the winning 10 points, five points to everyone else… ooh, would you look at that! SK has overtaken Marie to take second place!

  1. Rullsenberg: 245
  2. SK: 200
  3. Marie: 195
  4. Toby: 180
  5. Electric Dragon: 115
  6. Lisa G, Jane Henry: 55
  7. theriverlady: 35
  8. Virpi: 30
  9. Janice: 25
  10. Hebbie: 20
  11. Joe B: 15
  12. whoficwriter, Jeri: 10
  13. kallan: 5

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable and doesn’t obviously infringe copyright, it will appear in the Sitting Tennant gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Tuesday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.

Tuesday’s “up even later all night” news

Doctor Who

  • Matt Smith signs on for series seven and 50th anniversary special

Film

  • Amber Heard and Dominic Cooper to star in Motor City
  • Chris Evans to replace James Franco in The Iceman
  • Trailer for Gone, with Amanda Seyfried and Jennifer Carpenter

British TV

  • Chiwetel Ejofor and Matthew Goode to star in Poliakoff’s The Lost Prince
  • Kudos to adapt Swedish sci-fi drama Real Humans [subscription required]

US TV

What did you watch last week (w/e November 20)?

Time for “What did you watch last week?”, my chance to tell you what I watched last week that I haven’t already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case we’ve missed them.

My recommendations for maximum viewing pleasure this week: Dexter, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Homeland, Rev, Suburgatory and Community.

Things you might enjoy but that I’m not necessarily recommending: House and Ringer.

Things I used to watch, aren’t too bad, but are now desperately samey yet you might like: Boss, Burn Notice, Chuck, The Walking Dead. Let me know if they pick up again.

So, if you read the comments section of last week’s “What did you watch last week?”, you’ll know I’ve given up on a couple more shows:

  • Being Erica: which has just become so dull and samey, even though this season has essentially been “Let’s go and revisit all those old characters you used to like while simultaneously not moving the plot forward at all, but actually throwing it into reverse.” Bored now, and Alex says the latest episode has the most blatant product placement in history in it.
  • Chuck: same thing: bored now. Really, this show doesn’t have anything interesting to say any more, isn’t even fun and has actually become quite irritating.

But since last week, I’ve given up on:

  • Boss: as good as Kelsey Grammer is, the story itself is just too boring/too worthy in varying doses.

A few thoughts on what else I’ve seen this week:

  • Dexter: Oh. What a shame. Turned out the twist they served up was for one episode and one episode only. That was a waste.
  • Misfits: A combination of thrilling and daring with astonishingly stupid. So world history gets rewritten because the Nazis get hold of a mobile phone at some point before 1945 and use its technology to win the war? So how come life as we know it in the new present isn’t 65 years more advanced than it is now? Why is the Nazis, who still have a thing against gays, seem to have relented on the whole “master race” issue and don’t mind having the likes of Curtis around? But a lovely change of pace from the normal style of episode.
  • House: last week’s episode was much better, but it’s still not hitting the heights it used to.
  • Homeland: well, I was not expecting that. Either brilliant or more annoying than The Killing. I’ve yet to watch last night’s episode, which might sway my opinion.
  • Community: very funny, but slowly sort of petered out at the end.
  • Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey: Mostly on fast forward to prevent me from stabbing myself in annoyance at the pointlessness of it all. We’re on Mount Olympus, so what are we going to do? Talk to marathon runners and fortune tellers. That’s it? You came all the way to Greece to do that?
  • Rev: Had to watch this one of fast forward too, mainly because it was cringe-inducing and I don’t like cringe comedy. Funny in the bits I could watch, though.

And in the movies and books sections, nothing I’m afraid. Too busy watching TV!

“What did you watch last week?” is your chance to recommend to friends and fellow blog readers the TV and films that they might be missing or should avoid – and for me to do mini-reviews of everything I’ve watched. Since we live in the fabulous world of Internet catch-up services like the iPlayer and Hulu, why not tell your fellow readers what you’ve seen so they can see the good stuff they might have missed?