Question of the week: what can NBC do to get people to actually watch its programmes?

Well, we’re three weeks into the fall season and we’ve already had our first drama cancellation – NBC’s The Playboy Club. It wasn’t a great show, but it wasn’t bad, certainly better than the likes of CBS’s Unforgettable and ABC’s Revenge. Yet The Playboy Club couldn’t even get 4m viewers for its final episode, while Unforgettable and Revenge are getting closer to 10m.

However, The Playboy Club is not alone. NBC’s remake of Prime Suspect got 6m viewers for its first episode, the worst debut for a Thursday night fall drama. And that’s pretty good. Now take a look at NBC’s undeniably excellent Community. That gets just about 4.5m, too, while the absolutely appalling and very racist 2 Broke Girls on CBS gets about 10m. What’s up there?

So today’s question is:

What does NBC have to do to get people to watch its programmes if quality isn’t it the answer and people will watch any old tat on the other networks?

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: New Girl

In the US: Tuesdays, 9/8c, Fox
In the UK: Acquired by E4

How much you’re going to love New Girl basically depends on how much you love Zooey Deschanel. The whole show revolves around her and her dorkiness and despite the opening episode managing to give the male supporting characters something to do, since then, their dialogue and plots have become less strong while Zooey’s has only got stronger.

"Coach" has been replaced by a new character who is at least more of an alpha male than Coach supposedly was, but not a better comic actor. Cece has more or less disappeared for now. This is most definitely the Zooey Deschanel show, right up to the new, title sequence of calculated kookiness.

Now I love Zooey and she is comedy gold. But they’ve super-saturated her character with dorkiness and she’s started to get ever so slightly irritating now. So, despite the fact this is a good comedy show and Zooey’s great, I’m going to have detox myself a little and give up. Your mileage may vary, so you should certainly give New Girl a try, particularly if you love Zooey Deschanel.

Carusometer rating: 2
Rob’s prediction: will last at least a season, maybe more, but how much dorkier can they make her?

Thursday’s “Iron Mason” news

Film

British TV

US TV

Wednesday’s “what are you thinking, NBC?” news

Film

Canadian TV

US TV

  • Brad Dourif to guest on Once Upon A Time
  • Chris Bauer to guest on Hawaii Five-0
  • Jon Favreau working on Tweaked
  • Michael C Hall/Showtime talks break down
  • …as do The Simpsons/Fox talks
  • Ash Atalla sells I Lick My Cheese and another comedy to CBS
  • NBC cancels The Playboy Club, picks up Up All Night and Whitney for full seasons
  • Remake of French-Canadian Les Invincibles sold to Fox
  • Monday ratings: House, 2 Broke Girls down, Terra Nova, Hart of Dixie steady
  • ION acquires The Listener
  • The Coen Brothers developing a PI show for Fox
Sitting Tennant

Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant (week 36, 2011)

Ooh. Watch out Hebbie! Sister C is ready to strike!

  1. Hebbie: 255
  2. Sister Chastity: 250
  3. Erin C: 120
  4. Rullsenberg: 55
  5. Janice: 20
  6. esgaril: 10
  7. theriverlady, Toby: 5

Meanwhile, SK and Toby got the 10 points in last week’s caption competition. Well done to them and good luck to everyone this week.

  1. Rullsenberg: 200
  2. Marie: 180
  3. SK: 155
  4. Toby: 130
  5. Electric Dragon: 95
  6. Lisa G: 55
  7. Jane Henry: 50
  8. theriverlady: 35
  9. Virpi: 25
  10. Hebbie: 20
  11. Joe B, Janice: 15
  12. whoficwriter, Jeri: 10
  13. kallan: 5

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable and doesn’t obviously infringe copyright, it will appear in the Sitting Tennant gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Tuesday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.