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Third-episode verdict: The Cape

In the US: Mondays, 9/8c, NBC

So we’re three episodes into The Cape now, and while things are starting to get a little better, we still have a few fundamental problems that are unlikely to be overcome.

The first two episodes were a confused mess that didn’t know whether they were supposed to be cheesy self-parody or daring adventure, effectively offering nothing beyond homages to comics – in particular, Batman – that are a whole lot better. The third episode, however, was a little better, with the previous owner of The Cape coming back to collect his property and just a little bit of information about Summer Glau’s character, Orwell, emerging (it’s very comic book what we do get though).

All the same, we have the same fundamental problems. The Cape is actually a pretty rubbish superhero, with no special powers or even decent special skills beyond his possibly magical Cape. This is most obviously brought home in the fight scene at the end of episode three between the two masters of the Cape in which there’s actually bugger all fighting and what there is involves the Cape being used to grab things. Whoopdy doo.

Neither of the two leads are especially interesting and neither are their characters and an attempt to compensate by making all the carnival characters "characters" only ends up with them being ridiculous. Worse still, James Frain is an interesting actor, but his supervillain Chess is ineffectual and never really does anything.

Without anything new to offer and nothing compelling about cast, characters or storyline, this is television largely for people who are desperate for any comic book content on TV. For everyone else, it’s extremely avoidable.

Rating: 4
Rob’s prediction: Will be lucky to last to the end of the season, after which it will be cancelled (or not renewed) by whomever replaces Angela Bromstad in yet another NBC Night of the Long Knives.

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Rubbish old series: Raven (1992-93)

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Let’s make this one brief, because as much fun as it was to watch the fight scenes, the show itself was pretty dreadful:

When Jonathon Raven was 12 years old, his parents were killed by the Black Dragon. He trained with them for many years in the deadly martial arts with the hopes of learning and mastering their lethal skill and then using it against them for vengeance. Although he succeeded in infiltrating them, the Black Dragon are many in number, and are now bent on destroying Raven’s bloodline.

His one true love, a beautiful Japanese woman named Aki, becomes pregnant with their son at the same time the Black Dragon clan is after Raven’s life. Aki unfortunately dies shortly after giving birth to their son, but before she passes away, she realizes that her son’s life is in danger. Jonathon learns of his wife’s plan of hiding their son from imperilment, but sadly never gets to see him or attain the knowledge of his location.

Later on, he joins the U.S. Special Forces and becomes one of their top assassins under a man named Nick Henderson. After many complications and regrets, Raven leaves the Special Forces and continues his search for his long-lost son. His search eventually leads him to Honolulu, Hawaii, where he believes his son may be. Raven is on a life-long journey in search of his son, and is willing to risk his life along the way to find him and ensure the safety of his life, with the aid of his old military buddy – a drunken private investigator named Herman “Ski” Jablonski.

Suffice it to say, Raven had three things – and only three things – going for it:

  1. Jeffrey Meek – best known as Remo in the pilot episode of Remo Williams, who’s a black belt in tae kwon do and aikido so actually made the fight scenes look good
  2. Lee Majors, who played “Ski”
  3. Hawaii, which is awfully pretty

That’s it. But the title sequence is awfully silly, so I thought I’d include it this week.

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