The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Justified

In the US: Tuesdays, 10pm, FX
In the UK: Starts this month on Five USA

We’re three episodes into Justifed, so time to pass a verdict. Based on one of Ellmore Leonard’s short stories, Justified sees US Marshall Timothy Olyphant return home to his native Kentucky, where he has to face not just criminals but a variety of old memories.

Now, the first episode was really good, filled with sparkly dialogue, intriguing characters and a decent plot to boot. And, of course, Timothy Olyphant is just outstanding. Okay, just about every Southern/Kentucky stereotype possible gets trawled out, but it’s done reasonably subtly (and for all I know that’s exactly what it’s like there).

Trouble is, the next two episodes have been pretty dull. They’ve been "dumb Southern criminal of the week" shows, with Olyphant slow-talking his way through a variety of situations, while his equally slow-talking Southern fellow officers rush out the guns whenever possible. The spark of the dialogue and the zing of the characters have gone, and the plotting has also disappeared in some creek somewhere.

It’s still not bad. It’s still well written and thoughtful, with the characters all served well and nothing dumb and CSI: Miami-ish happening anywhere. It’s just not very interesting any more. You can watch it. If you like The Mentalist, you’ll love this. I’m just not feeling the love as much, so I’m probably going to drop it from my viewing – which is a shame given the quality of the first episode.

Carusometer rating: 2
Rob’s prediction: Give the plummeting ratings, I reckon this is going to last a season at most, but it might be survive longer if it’s given a chance to find its feet.

Possibly the worst interview ever – Aaron Johnson on Jonathan Ross

Stand aside Michael Parkinson with Meg Ryan; step back into the shadows Fearne Cotton and Peaches Geldof – we have a new worst interview ever. It’s Jonathan Ross with Aaron Johnson of Kick Ass, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Casualty fame. And for once, it’s not Rossie’s fault – he really earns his salary this time.

Anyone else see Tina Fey on Ross as well? My God, that’s woman’s gorgeous. They must give her a make-down for 30 Rock. But what possessed Rossy to start slagging off Hershey bars at the end? That’s just verboten.

Classic TV

Weird old title sequences: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: Princess of Power

He-Man

Once upon a time, there was a tiny little company called Mattel who made toys. You may have heard of them. Back in the 80s, they wanted to launch a new line of toys based around a barbarian character they’d created called He-Man. Since obviously no one had ever heard of He-Man, to advertise it, they took the radical move of getting US animation house Filmation to develop a cartoon series based on the toys.

Filmation, having been around for a while doing things like Space Sentinels, took their job seriously and really went to town. Although there was already a range of mini-comics that accompanied the toys, Filmation got in proper writers who developed series bibles, rewrote the comics, picked which characters to include in the show and more. Before you knew it, an entire background had been developed for all the characters and the planet on which they lived.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was born. Here’s its title sequence:

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Sitting Tennant

Easter Sitting Tennant (week 13, 2010)

Dawn's Sitting Tennant

Erin C's Sitting Tennant

Rachel's Sitting Tennant

Rullsenberg's Sitting Tennant

Sabine's Sitting Tennant

Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant

Toby's Sitting Tennant

In the UK at least, it’s Easter this weekend, with Good Friday tomorrow and Easter Monday on (go on, guess) Monday. So that means no blogging on either day – and so no Sitting Tennant. Never fear though – here for you joy, a day early, is Sitting Tennant. We also have a new contributor to Sitting Tennant to thank – everyone give Dawn a great big thank you and a warm welcome for her piccie.  

  1. Rullsenberg: 85
  2. Sister Chastity, Erin C: 75
  3. Toby: 65
  4. Sabine: 60
  5. Rachel: 40
  6. Karen: 35
  7. Dawn: 5

Don’t forget Monday’s caption competition. As if you could.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Monday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Monday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.