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Today’s Joanna Page: Bleak Expectations

Bleak Expectations

Today’s Joanna Page was going to be Radio 4’s Dickens piss-take, Bleak Expectations:

The plot revolves around Philip “Pip” Bin and his two sisters, Poppy and Pippa, whose seemingly ideal life is disrupted by the death of their father and the madness of their mother. They are then locked away by their guardian, Mr. Gently Benevolent, in St. Bastard’s, the most vicious boarding school in England, and St. Bitch’s, a nearby convent. Pip and his sisters attempt to free themselves of their guardian with the help of Harry Biscuit, whose father invented the biscuit.

I knew she was in it: her IMDB page says she is* and IMDB would never lie, would it?

I listened to the whole first series, trying to work out which character she might be. It’s actually pretty good if you know Dickens even vaguely, although it does remind me of all those skits you used to write in sixth form where you’d play on words, looking for a silly alternative meaning to every line and then running with the sillier meaning. But it’s very funny all the same, and Anthony Head’s great as the evil Mr Benevolent. I’ll probably scout out the second series when I can, and a third series has just been recorded.

Anyway, for a second, I thought she might be Flora Dies-Early, a pastiche of David Copperfield‘s Dora Spenlow, whom she played in the most recent BBC1 adaptation. But she wasn’t.

Was IMDB mistaken? Surely not. So I investigated further…

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Weird old titles: Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch!

The Hair Bear Bunch

I remembered what one* was I going to do last week: I can’t imagine why it slipped out of my mind.

It was, of course, Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch!  

Possessing one of the longest, oddest names of any TV programme, Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch! was a show of its times – the swinging, free love, hippies and playboys 70s. Produced by Hanna-Barbera in 1971, it featured three bears who live in a zoo: the giant-afroed Hair Bear, Square Bear and Bubi Bear. However, unbeknownst to the zoo keeper, their cave is really a convertible bachelor pad, and the pacifist sleuth of bears spends all its time trying to escape from the zoo to get to parties. This they do with the aid of their invisible motorcycle.

Huh. How 70s is that.

It got cancelled pretty quickly and obviously hasn’t lasted, being so much a product of its time. It probably only lingers on as a memory for anyone who watched Multi-Coloured Swap Shop on Saturday mornings in the UK.

Anyway, here are the titles. The theme’s pretty catchy though.

* By which I mean ‘old title sequence that probably isn’t that weird but which makes Rob a little bit nostalgic’. I know what I’m doing next week, too. How’s that for planning?

Tuesday’s “girls behaving badly” news

Doctor Who

  • David Tennant and Sarah Harding to star in new St Trinian‘s film

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Sitting Tennant

Monday’s Sitting Tennant from Ms Rullsenberg, Sister Chastity, Ms Jaradel… and Amy!


Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant


Jaradel's Sitting Tennant


Amy's Sitting Tennant

Hallelujah! We have a new arrival! Join with me in welcoming Amy to the world-improving joy that is Sitting Tennant. Welcome, Amy! May you enjoy your stay with us.

As per usual, it’s Monday so it’s relax and meditate day, with David Tennant as your mantra. Feel free, though, to keep captioning Friday’s pic of the week if you tire of looking at these for some reason.

  1. Rullsenberg: 35.5
  2. Sister Chastity: 33.5
  3. Jaradel: 25.5
  4. Rosby: 2.5
  5. Amy: 2
  6. Persephone: 1

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery.

Every photo displayed on Monday (one per person who sends
one in) gets a point, with a bonus point if it’s from the latest DT
production; the best pic in the stash each week will appear on Friday
and get three points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league
table by commenting on Friday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption
getting 10 points.

Monday’s utterly ridiculous film news

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