The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: Mental

Time for a third-episode verdict, I think. The first episodes of any show are always a bit mental, so it’s forgivable that the first episode of Mental was a touch touched.

Nevertheless, since then, there have been definite signs of improvement. While we’re still in airy fairy Patch Adams land, where anyone associated with pharmaceutical companies must be pure evil and any kind of standard therapeutic practice is too much head when all we really need is heart, Mental has started to realise that maybe there’s some method to psychiatry’s madness.

Episode two, while still bat-sh*t crazy enough that even the characters had to point out how bat-sh*t crazy (dangerous, expensive, etc) Dr Lovely’s planned treatment was, did acknowledge that sometimes all you need isn’t love. It also managed to flesh out the characters a little more, set up the ‘romantic intrigues’ more realistically (and offensively in one case), and give us a House-ian mystery to deal with. Okay, the romance mainly consisted of whether a wife should cheat on her husband, so not that romantic, but at least we had some character work.

On the face of it, episode three should have been a lot worse. It featured both the late David Carradine doing little more than sitting paralysed in a wheelchair and Estella Warren doing little more than pouting and emoting, and phased out “all you need is love” in favour of “tough love”. It also had Dr Lovely kicking pharmaceutical sales reps down flights of stairs – something I’m sure won’t come back to haunt him – as well as the beginning of an evil plot against Dr Lovely from evil pharmaceutical people’s allies. And the romance was dialled down to zero.

However, since it still came across as vaguely rational, it really wasn’t that much worse at all, and it did at least add flesh to the ‘Becca’ subplot – who is the mysterious mentalist Dr Lovely is always on the phone to? Well, now we know.

It’s really not that brilliant. None of the characters is compelling. Dr Lovely acts like he’s on Vallium the whole time, and everyone else is either pretty batty, but not in an interesting way, or just dull. The plots have tended towards ‘mental illness of the week’ territory and while they’ve all been interesting in their own ways, their resolution has tended towards the irritating, stupid or just plain wrong.

It’s not without redeeming features – it’s simply not got that much going for it.

Incidentally, it turns out it’s a Canadian co-prod. I did not know that.

Carusometer rating: 3
Rob’s prediction: Will be lucky if it lasts a season, but it certainly won’t make it to two.

Meme of the week: Favourite TV politician

It seems appropriate in the wake of certain recent events in European politics to ask a quick meme this week:

Who’s your favourite TV politician? Or your least favourite?

I’m suspecting there’ll be more than a few West Wing responses, but don’t forget the likes of State of Play, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Party Animals, GBH, A Very British Coup, 1984 et al (depending on how left/right wing you are). If you prefer to hit the movies for Dave, The American President, etc, feel free

As always, leave a comment with your answer or a link to your answer on your own blog.

Mentalism in action: Patrick Duffy and the Crab

Yes, the world is mental. Didn’t know that already? Well, let me break it to you that it is: the world is definitely mental.

Oh, you’d like proof would you? Blimey, you’re demanding. Well, how about this video, in which Patrick Duffy and a talking stuffed crab discuss having a threesome with Courtney Cox.

Yes. See?

More crab talk after the break as well.

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Weird old titles: Rupert the Bear

Time for another weird old title sequence. Rupert Bear has been one of British culture’s most enduring characters. Originally a cartoon in the Daily Express, the little bear and his weird array of friends have gone on to have many LSD-soaked adventures in other media, especially TV.

For pure scariness, you can’t beat the 70s version of The Adventures of Rupert Bear, which terrified many a child, and now can terrify you, too. What a scary little bear.