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Third-episode verdict: Vanished

Posted on September 5, 2006 | Post a comment | Bookmark and Share

I'm so glad I invented this third-episode verdict thing. More often than I care to count, it's proved its worth.

Take Vanished. Episode one? Silly. Episode two? Dull but not quite as silly.

Episode three? Ho, ho, ho. So magnificently stupid, it's now passed through the other side of stupid and entered brilliant. Actually the first half was dire, but then the second half was just great. You know it's silly. You know you've just passed Pluto on the way out of reality to somewhere far stranger, but you want to know more!

I won't spoil it for UK viewers, since the episodes are going to air in October on Five US, but suffice it to say, if you're familiar with Mozart's 'The Magic Flute', you'll know precisely who the bad guys are (I reckon). Fan-bloody-tastic. I was wondering when someone was going to use them.

Plus, our friendly visitor from Inner Toob has confirmed recently what I'd been hearing, too: we should hang around until episode 10 at least, because that's when we're all in for a big surprise. If what I think happens actually happens, Josh Berman and the rest of the production crew will deserve a great big tip of the hat for their ballsiness. Plus I was beginning to wonder why they'd chosen Gale Harold as the lead...

UPDATE: Vanished has recently had the seal of approval from Fox, which has commissioned another three episodes. Well, scripts for episodes anyway.

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