I watched Wimbledon at the weekend. I should probably say ‘endured’ or ‘was repulsed by’, thanks to the concept of Kirsten Dunst pairing with Paul Bettany – something only slightly less off-putting than Catherine Zeta with Sean Connery in Entrapment. But watched is the word I shall use for the moment.
Only, I’ve see a few Kirsten Dunst movies in my time and for the first time, I noticed something odd about her.
She has an American accent.
When did that happen? Isn’t she English? In fact, I hadn’t noticed her having any kind of accent at all until now.
Anyway, it occurs to me she’s probably always had an American accent and I am merely party to an extremely odd phenomenon, one perhaps you might share, too.
It’s the idea – no, not even idea, but gradual acclimatisation to American accents so that they become the default accents for movies.

