Possibly the worst written, most nonsensical scene in movie history

Unless you can think of a worse one. It’s from 1987’s Hard Ticket To Hawaii, by the way, which stars Wolf Larson who also starred in the worst ever TV show in history, LA Heat. I wonder if he’s been cursed after excavated an ancient druid monument or something.

If that’s whet your appetite, you can watch the ‘best’ bits if you have 10 minutes to waste. You may not be prepared for that degree of awesome, mind you, so ensure you’re sitting down first:

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    I’m Rob Buckley, a journalist who writes for UK media magazines that most people have never heard of although you might have heard me on the podcast Lockdown Land or Radio 5 Live’s Saturday Edition or Afternoon Edition. I’ve edited Dreamwatch, Sprocket and Cambridge Film Festival Daily; been technical editor for TV producers magazine Televisual; reviewed films for the short-lived newspaper Cambridge Insider; written features for the even shorter-lived newspaper Soho Independent; and was regularly sarcastic about television on the blink-and-you-missed-it “web site for urban hedonists” The Tribe. Since going freelance, I've contributed to the likes of Broadcast, Total Content + Media, Action TV, Off The Telly, Action Network, TV Scoop and The Custard TV.

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