Review: House 5×1

Full House

House and Wilson

In the US: Tuesdays, 8/7c, Fox

He’s back: BritainAmerica’s grumpiest doctor. And he’s over-staffed. What’s going to happen?

For anyone worried that the new season of House was going to be different, don’t worry – it’s just the same as before. For anyone worried that the new season of House was going to be the same, don’t worry – it’s different from before.

Because everyone’s back: Cameron, Chase, House, Wilson, Foreman, Cuddy, and, erm, 13, Kumar and short guy. Starting to look a little crowded now, isn’t it?

So that’s where we start: who’s gotta go, what are the results of last season’s final episodes, and how are we going to fit everybody into the stories, particularly since we spent last season wondering where our favourites had got to and why they’d been displaced by the new crowd?

No spoilers, of course, but at least one member of the House fraternity is annoyed with House and is thinking it’s time to move on – which is what normally happens, of course. Meanwhile, the writers are (pleasingly) doing their level best to give just about everyone (except short guy) something to do. Chase is there being an arse; Cameron’s there caring; Cuddy’s trying to come up with ways to fox House; and Foreman’s just sort of sitting there, trying to be sage-like but failing.

Mostly, though, everyone appears to be a bit closer to House on the intellect level this season, and satisfying useful plot functions, which is satisfying after years of House trampling on everyone. There’s a bit of fleshing out of 13 and Wilson and the season appears to be heading in the direction of “Just how toxic is House and what does he actually want and need?” And at least we avoid one of House’s epiphanies this time round.

But if you’re expecting a massive change in direction, prepare to be disappointed – equally, if you were getting a bit tired of the formula, prepare to be disappointed. If you’ve never seen it, it’s probably a bit involved for you to jump in right now, but not so massively involved you couldn’t pick things up if you really wanted to.

Here’s a YouTube promo:


  • Rob Buckley

    I’m Rob Buckley, a journalist who writes for UK media magazines that most people have never heard of although you might have heard me on the podcast Lockdown Land or Radio 5 Live’s Saturday Edition or Afternoon Edition. I’ve edited Dreamwatch, Sprocket and Cambridge Film Festival Daily; been technical editor for TV producers magazine Televisual; reviewed films for the short-lived newspaper Cambridge Insider; written features for the even shorter-lived newspaper Soho Independent; and was regularly sarcastic about television on the blink-and-you-missed-it “web site for urban hedonists” The Tribe. Since going freelance, I've contributed to the likes of Broadcast, Total Content + Media, Action TV, Off The Telly, Action Network, TV Scoop and The Custard TV.

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