1. Go to Gordon Ramsay Swears at You!
2. Press the red button
3. Hear Gordon swear at you
4. Done.

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Doctor Who

• Trailer for the new K9 series. Oh dear

Film

• Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke to star in Passion Plays
• Fox to turn Life Without People into a movie
• Rosemarie DeWitt to star in The Company Men
• Trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno
• Trailer for Fame

British TV

• BBC3 commissions two new sitcoms, including one with Nigel Havers
• Trailer for Ashes to Ashes series two
• BBC's The Street might be cancelled because of ITV redundancies
• Devil's Whore sequel on the way
• 4oD now available on the web
• UKTV Style to relaunch as Home

US TV

• Fifth season of Supernatural to be the last
• Richard Dean Anderson to guest star on Stargate Universe
• Gordon Ramsay gets April Fooled

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Doctor Who

• Surprise return by someone for final special [spoiler]
• Invent aliens and film them for John Barrowman's talent show

Film

• Alex Proyas talks about The Tripods
• Coen brothers to remake True Grit
• The IT Crowd's Chris O'Dowd to be villain in Gulliver's Travels
• No, it's not a time paradox: Warren Beatty sued over Dick Tracy
• Terminator Salvation ending completely changed after plot leaks
• Giovanni Ribisi joins The Rum Diary

Theatre

• Judi Dench pulls out of Madame de Sade

British TV

• ITV1 goes mental with Primeval Web 2.0 promos
• Red Riding ends with 1.7m viewers
• SciFi acquires Knight Rider and Dollhouse
• Gordon Ramsay to travel round India, become vegetarian for Gordon's Great Escape
• BBC to increase web spending

US TV

• Lost's Elizabeth Mitchell signs up for V
• Heroes' Bryan Fuller wants to remake Star Trek
• BSG's Mary McDonnell guesting on The Closer
• Clip from SciFi's forthcoming Warehouse 13
• United States of Tara showrunner leaves
• Julia Ormond and Jeffrey Tambor among pilot castings…
• …as are Holt McCallany…
• …Christine Baranski and Chris Noth
• BSG ends with 2.4m viewers
• Roseanne Barr returning to primetime?
• Lost ratings dropping
• SciFi orders three mini-series, including updates of Alice in Wonderland and The Phantom, as well as an adaptation of the Riverworld series
• Hilary Duff to appear on Law and Order: SVU

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Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fernley-Wernley are joined by Heston Blumenthal for this year's Great British Food Fight season on Channel 4, in which they'll no doubt be explaining the value of liquorice-flavoured ocelot as a price-beating food source. However, the trailer for it is worth watching, even if you're not a foodie, if only for the appearance of a certain DeLorean and the general 'camaraderie'.

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Doctor Who

• Doctor Who meets Torchwood for Children in Need

Film

• Jon Favreau's plans for Iron Man 2
• Ray WInstone to replace Robert De Niro in Edge of Darkness
• Adam Arkin joins the Coen Brothers' A Serious Man
• Relativity Media picks up rights to I, Claudius
• Steven Soderbergh wants Michael Douglas and Matt Damon for Liberace biopic
• Trailer for Clint Eastwood's Changeling
• Trailer for The International with Clive Owen and Naomi Watts
• Sex and the City sequel in negotiation

British TV

• Disney to adapt Welsh radio sitcom
• T4 most likely to be cut by Channel 4 in budget round
• David Starkey to profile Henry VIII
• Press pack for BBC2 comedy Beautiful People
• Trailer for Charlie Brooker's “BB meets zombies” drama Dead Set
• Channel 4 commissions full series of School of Comedy

US TV

• Golfer enters witness protection for HBO pilot
• Two more seasons for Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen
• Canadian trailer for third season of Heroes
• More money for Hugh Laurie…
• …and a preview of this season on House and what went wrong last season [spoilers]
• Katee Sackhoff to star in Dick Wolf's Lost and Found
• Cybill Shepherd to guest on Samantha Who?
• Shannen Doherty leaving 90210

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Remember that episode of Friends where Ross's ex- gets married to her girlfriend? Joey stands around looking useless because all the guests are gay so his 'powers' don't work.

Last night's The F-Word was Gordon Ramsay's lesbian wedding.

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NBC have been difficult this year. They've messed around with the whole concept of upfronts, which isn't helpful. They also haven't really got round to filming any proper pilots, which isn't helpful either.

All the same, they have given us some info about what shows they are going to make as well as a single solitary, slightly weak video to back it up. Let's look at the highlights - including Knight Rider, Top Gear, a remake of Kath and Kim, Sean Bean in Crusoe and Christian Slater trying to be Jason Bourne - and that poor lonely little vid.

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Doctor Who

• David Tennant records trailers for BBC Wales
• Did she or didn't she? Who really should have won Catherine Tate's comedy award?

Film

• The latest Captain America news
• Kung Fu Panda clip
• Keira, Gwyneth and Sir Anthony Hopkins to star in King Lear

British TV

• Beeb apologies over allegedly defamatory Waking the Dead episode
• MPs attack home office for using £400,000 to fund Sky One's Border Force [free registration required]
• Nigel Tufnel to promote Stonehenge documentary
• ITV fails its regional quota

US TV

• Comedy Central renews Lewis Black's Root of All Evil
• Some mistake, surely? Sharon Osbourne to teach etiquette
• Polly Walker joins Caprica
• Gordon Ramsay nearly eats a Hell's Kitchen contestant's thumb

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Doctor Who

• Pipes' return covered up by “bin girl”
• Catherine Tate to star in Under The Blue Sky
• The Doctor (and Chuck from Pushing Daisies) voted sexiest TV characters
• Church leaders watch Doctor Who for advice
• Big Finish: the companions in the Companion Chronicles, the Wirrn and Key To Time return, as do the Krotons

Film

• Steven Spielberg working on Lincoln biopic with Liam Neeson
• Bruce Willis as Hannibal in The A-Team and Brad Pitt as Thor?
• Donnie Darko sequel on the way
• Natalie Portman leaving Wuthering Heights
• Witchblade movie planned
• Buck Rogers rights picked up

Theatre

• Peter Kay to star in stage version of Porridge?
• Dirty Dancing nearly made Joanna Page give up acting

British TV

• BBC forgets to hand money over to charity
• Gordon Ramsay to quit Kitchen Nightmares?
• Red Dragon buying Tinopolis
• Gavin & Stacey boost Barry tourism
• Simon Nye making multicultural sitcom pilot

US TV

• David Eick to help The Philanthropist?
• Even more Britney for How I Met Your Mother?
• Back to You and New Amsterdam cancelled
• Eric Stoltz to invent cylons
• McSpaced not picked up by Fox but other shows are luckier, including Dollhouse
• Life on Mars remake to get pick-up

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Doctor Who

• Torchwood to have a one-off Radio 4 special episode written by Joe Lidster [free registration required]
• It's Saturday 5th April. It's 6.20pm. It's time for Doctor Who

Film

• Simon Pegg talks about Star Trek and the new Spaced, as well as the Spaced Region 1 DVDs (commentaries with Matt Stone, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith and Diablo Cody)
• James Cromwell and Ellen Burstyn to play George W Bush's parents, Scrubs' Elizabeth Banks to play Laura Bush (?) in the forthcoming W
• Tobey Maguire to produce comic-book adaptation Afterburn
• GI Joe to be an origins piece?
• X-Files 2 talk from Chris Carter
• Old Twilight Zone episode to be turned into movie

Theatre

• Rowan Atkinson to play Fagin in Oliver!

British TV

• Living's bought up Private Practice
• Channel 4's Spring and Summer line-up
• Heston Blumenthal takes Gordon Ramsay's idea and runs with it: let's fix Little Chef for Channel 4

US TV

• Four join the cast of Joss Whedon's Dollhouse, including BSG's Tahmoh Penikett
• The other ending of Jericho
• 24's Elisha Cuthbert to star in the NY-LON remake
• Trailer for The Wire's creators' Generation Kill
• ABC greenlights some more pilots

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