In the UK: Thursdays, 10pm, ITV3. Available on the ITV Player
In Denmark: Aired last March. Cancelled after the first series
Foreign TV is a funny old thing. What you get to see of another country's TV is usually the cream of the crop, some nice purchasing person at your local TV network having viewed it all and decided what's good and what isn't. So it's easy to think as a result, based just on what you see on TV of it, that another country's television output must be great.
French TV looks good thanks to Engrenages. Canadian TV looks good thanks to Being Erica and The Border. Danish TV looks awesome thanks to The Killing and Borgen. UK TV looks good because of Downton Abbey and Doctor Who. US TV just looks good all round. Israeli TV looks amazing thanks to all the adaptations like In Treatment and Homeland.
Italian TV, thanks to Inspector Montalbano, just looks silly. Some things I guess you just can't polish.
But if you have to wade through it and start delving into the lower reaches of TF1, CTV, Sky Living, TBS, et al, you soon start to realise that not all foreign TV is good. Equally, you start to realise that other countries watch other countries' TV and try to emulate that.
Now, here in the UK, we've had something of a Scandinavian TV love-in thanks to BBC4 and the rise of the 'Nordic noir' genre of books and movies. The Killing, Wallander and Borgen have convinced people that Scandinavian TV is universally brilliant. So ITV3, the home of old crime shows, has been trying to get in on that action and has bought in Danish TV network TV2's Den Som Dræber aka Those Who Kill.
On paper, this should be cracking. It's written by bestselling crime-author Elsebeth Egholm and Stefan Jaworsk, the writer of several award-winning and critically acclaimed features and TV series. The show stars, among others, Lars Mikkelsen from The Killing, and comes from the producers of several of the Wallander movies, and when it aired in Denmark last year, was watched by a record-breaking 50% of the adult population.
Yet, unfortunately, Those Who Kill is laughable old toss. Here's a trailer: