In the US: Fridays, 9/8c, CBS
In the UK: Not yet acquired. I'm assuming Sky Living had a fit of the vapours
Beware the juggernaut, my son!
The juggernaut - aka CBS - is the goliath of TV. It dominates the ratings. It had oodles of cash. It can do pretty much what it likes. And if you don't like that, it'll run all over you.
The newest trick CBS appears to have discovered is to take existing programmes, file the serial numbers off, bolt on a procedural and then call them its own. This season, it's already deployed its own version of Sherlock as Elementary. Vegas - not to be confused with NBC's Las Vegas, but easily confused with its The Playboy Club as well as A&E's Longmire - emerged blinking into the moonlight last week and on Friday, we got Made in Jersey.
Now at first sight, you might not spot what Made in Jersey obviously rips off. After all, the lead character in this legal show, in which a street-smart Jersey girl gets her big break in a Manhattan law firm, isn't blonde (hint, hint).
But by the end of the episode - in which her exciting knowledge of hairstyling products is used to prove that the student accused of murdering her professor is innocent and that despite everyone's belief that she's an airhead, she really can be a lawyer - you'll be going, "Oh, so that's what CBS couldn't get the rights to cheaply! Legally Blonde!"
Because that's what we have here: Legally Blonde with hair dye but without any humour, and with a legal procedural element bolted on. Another triumph for CBS's assimilation department.
Are there any redeeming features to the show? Well, at a push, since it's clearly not the dialogue, plotting, plausibility or characterisation of Made in Jersey that is going to save it, I'd have to say it's got one thing going for it, other than Kyle MacLachlan looking very bewildered by the whole thing: for the first time in a long while, we have a US TV show that's about class.
Here's a trailer: