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Originally, random pictures of Ali Larter doing various things that were also slightly educational – and random. Now pictures of various actors, including Scarlett Johansson, Amber Heard, Nicolas Cage and Bradley Cooper, doing random things


September 28, 2016

Review: Pitch 1x1 (US: Fox)

Posted on September 28, 2016 | Post a comment | Bookmark and Share

Pitch

In the US: Thursdays, 9/8c, Fox

While my general antipathy to TV shows based around the music industry is well known and formalised enough that I can claim to be "tough on music TV, tough on the causes of music TV", another general genre dislike I have is for TV shows based around sport. This is less well known because there aren't generally that many sports shows on TV - a Ballers here, a Barracuda there, a Necessary Roughness over there, a Back In the Game at the back, but that's about it, fortunately. 

But I do, even when it's a sport in which I'm interested, such as MMA. Sorry, Kingdom

A show about baseball like Pitch? That would normally stand no great a chance of my watching it than that a whelk has of surviving a supernova. But thanks to a bit of recasting back in March that saw Elisabeth Shue replaced, Pitch managed to make me slightly interested in the fact it even existed by hiring a certain someone special.

Ali Larter in Pitch

Yep, after being unceremoniously dumped in the Legends season 2 reboot last year, TMINE's first TV love, Ali Larter, is back on our screens, this time playing a baseball agent. Fingers crossed this isn't another sporting event she's going to be edited out of, too.

Big yawns so far on the plot, but Pitch is all about what happens when baseball team the San Diego Padres recruits the world's first ever female Major League baseball player (Kylie Bunbury). She may not be as strong as the other pitchers, but she does have a secret weapon taught to her by her father (Michael Beach) - a surprising 'screwball pitch' that enables her to fox the batters. 

Can she cope with the pressure, the expectations, the adulation of little girls everywhere, the demands of her dad, the misogyny of the Internet and sports commentators, and the dickery of her team-mates, including the now slightly aging captain Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Saved By The Bell, Truth Be Told, Franklin and Bash, Raising the Bar)?

To be honest, I didn't really care, probably because baseball is a sport that's basically as dull as rounders but which you need to drink beer during to make remotely tolerable. But Pitch also makes the entire first episode play out like every other 'underdog against the odds' sports drama you've ever seen, from the initial failure that makes our heroine think she's never going to make it all the way to her triumphant - but not too triumphant, because that wouldn't be realistic - breakthrough at the end. Gosselaar even has to deliver a powerful motivational speech near the end when Bunbury's at her lowest and so aware of the formula is he that he actually says before it, "If this were a movie, this is the point where I would give you a powerful motivational speech that would help you win."

Yawns.

There is a little variety, with Gosselaar and Bunbury's former teammate Mo McRae turning in surprisingly amusing performances. 'Character actor Bob Balaban', to give him his full title, is marvellous as the Padres' owner. And there's also a whole bunch of people, none of whom I recognised or even came to close to recognising, who I'm pretty sure either play baseball professionally or talk about it on TV. If you like baseball, that might appeal to you for a reason almost as unfathomable as your liking baseball.

There's also a very big revelation towards the end of the episode that's actually pretty clever. However, that can only be pulled off once, leaving subsequent episodes to fend for themselves with the show's standard foundations instead. 

But apart from Gosselaar, Larter (of course) and just generally wanting to root for the first female anything, even something as pointless as Major League pitcher, there's not much in Pitch for anyone who doesn't like a sport where you spend as much time plugging data into Excel spreadsheets and using the AVERAGE() formula as you do watching players standing around with big wooden sticks.

"Tough on sports TV, tough on the causes of sports TV" - I wonder if it'll catch on?

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January 15, 2014

Random Acts: Amber Heard dyes Jonny Depp's hair, Scarlett Johansson gets busy with the fizzy

Posted on January 15, 2014 | Post a comment | Bookmark and Share

The battle between various actresses to be as random as possible is hotting up, but it looks like one of them just gets random in a way that the others don’t. Amber Heard, for example, has randomly decided to get Jonny Depp to dye his hair blond.

Amber Heard and blond Jonny Depp

How odd.

But Scarlett Johansson demonstrates once again that she's the best at knowing how to bewilder us all by becoming the global brand ambassador for SodaStream.

Scarlett Johansson and SodaStream

Amazing. Who can top that?

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September 17, 2013

Random Acts: Scarlett Johansson plays charades, Ali Larter goes boar hunting and Amber Heard… God knows what Amber Heard is up to

Posted on September 17, 2013 | Post a comment | Bookmark and Share

Scarlett Johansson plays charades on Jimmy Fallon's show

Normally, Scarlett Johansson would clean up in the 'random acts' stakes by her slightly random decision to play charades with Jimmy Fallon, Tariq from The Roots and Drake. I mean, who would have seen that coming?

She even tried to do interviews in a New Jersey accent for an extra bit of random.

But surprisingly, Ali Larter came out of left field to temporarily steal the lead by talking about her experiences of boar hunting in Germany:

“It was a very traumatic experience for me. But it’s ceremonial, and they roast it and it’s a whole thing. So I did try it.”

And, again, normally that would be enough to get our Ali the title in the random prize fight. But then Amber Heard, currently here in London – Brixton to be exact, obviously relishing our delightful Autumn weather as she films an adaptation of Martin Amis's London Fields – decided to bring along an entourage so random, it blew everyone else out of the water.

Amber Heard filming London Fields in Brixton

No, I have no idea what's going on here.

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