Although this isn't Variety, I'm building up a collection of terms unique to this blog. Here are some of them.

?: A mark commonly used in the daily news. It either refers to a piece of news that isn't definite, or a piece of news that seems implausible but still seems interesting enough to mention. See also '??'
??: A very implausible piece of news, but one that sounds interesting and about which people will no doubt end up talking.
Bastard the PVR: Bastard is my personal video recorder. It consists of an Elgato DTT Stick for recording FreeView and Elgato's EyeTV. Its main distinguishing feature - and the reason for its name - is a reluctance to record the programs I want it to.
Buckley's Hypothesis: The theory that all TV producers live in Islington since they don't appear to watch television themselves.
FBs: Feisty Blondes. cf Ali Larter (as Jessica. Not Nikki)
People Elevated to God-Like Status: The blog Hall of Fame
RGBE: Rob's Great Blonde Elevator, aka the best invention in the world
Rusty/RTD: Russell T Davies, the exec producer of Doctor Who
The Carusometer: The most powerful and egotistical ratings system in the world.
The Murray Gold Watch: Eternal vigilance over rubbish composer Murray Gold (and, to be fair, whoever mixes the sound on anything he does).

About this blog

Featured Articles

Twin Peaks

Lynch at his best in years