I've been a bit occupied with a broken phone today - grrr, argh - so WHYBW is going to have to wait for another time. But I've not forgotten you. Today - hat-tip to Thierry Attard - we have a trailer or two for season 2 of Les Témoins (Witnesses). Despite its being one of the very few French shows to make it to network TV in the UK, I missed the first season because it started airing just before my August holidays. So I can't tell you what that was about, although the suggestions from Wikipedia are that it was quite conventional.
Witnesses is set in the small coastal town of Le Tréport in northern France, where the bodies of murder victims are being unearthed and left for discovery. The former chief-of-police, Paul Maisonneuve (Thierry Lhermitte), is implicated in the murders. Detectives Justin (Jan Hammenecker) and Sandra (Marie Dompnier) investigate the case
Sounds very vanilla.
However, season 2 looks a bit different. Marie Dompnier returns but one of my favourite actresses - Audrey Fleurot of Engrenages (Spiral) fame - is this season's guest star and here are the trailers I promised you.
If your French is a bit duff, that's "15 men found dead, frozen on a bus. All loved the same woman." And here's a write-up which I genuinely did translate myself this time:
A country road along the North Sea, the first day in Spring. 15 dead men, frozen, found sitting quietly in a bus.
Catherine Keemer: a mysterious woman, an amnesiac, discovered the next day in her car, 100km away. The 15 victims in the bus: all the men shared her love, for one night or a year. Sandra Winckler, a determined and obsessed cop who won't tolerate an unsolved mystery. Sandra Winckler (Marie Dompnier) and Catherine Keemer (Audrey Fleurot): two woman who are going to need to unite for the better and against the worst.
Now that's a bit more interesting. The show's back on France 2 in March but no word yet if either Netflix or Channel 4/Walter Presents is going to pick it up. You'd hope, wouldn't you?
PS No, I don't know why the names are above the wrong people in the poster (the tag line: "Love is the biggest danger")