It's "What have you been watching?", my chance to tell you what movies and TV I’ve been watching recently that I haven't already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case I've missed them.
The usual "TMINE recommends" page features links to reviews of all the shows I've ever recommended, and there's also the Reviews A-Z, for when you want to check more or less anything I've reviewed ever.
Après lui le déluge. This week marks the proper kicking off in the US of a big selection of the Fall schedule, so brace yourself for a flotilla of reviews as the likes of Designated Survivor, Notorious, The Good Place, This Is Us, Lethal Weapon and Pitch head down the pipes towards. I've saved myself some of that burden by previewing a couple of shows already, including Speechless (US: ABC) and Son of Zorn (US: Fox); I've also reviewed the first episodes of Quarry (US: Cinemax; UK: Sky Atlantic) and Better Things (US: FX), and passed a third-episode verdict on Four In The Morning (Canada: CBC).
After the jump, I'll be reviewing the regulars, Halt and Catch Fire, Mr Robot and You're The Worst, as well as the second episode of newcomer Quarry. But if you think that the list above is all I've been watching, you don't know me very well:
Home From Home (UK: BBC Two)
I tuned into this comedy pilot purely for old times' sake, since it starred my TV wife Joanna Page. It sees Page married to Johnny Vegas for some unfathomable reason and the two of them deciding to buy a cottage in the Lake District and dragging their kids along to stay with them. Unfortunately, in the transit down the motorway, they forgot to bring any jokes with them. Somehow, I doubt it will make it to series…
Hooten and the Lady (UK: Sky1)
There can't have been many people who, when they first heard of Lara Croft, thought to themselves "Wouldn't she better if she were split in half - one half an aristocratic archaeologist, the other an adventurer who likes diving off things and grunting?" Yet Tony Jordan (Life on Mars, Hustle) apparently did, as can be seen from his new Sky1 show Hooten and the Lady.
As nominatively determined to dreadfulness as its spiritual predecessor Bonekickers, it sees Ophelia Lovibond - last seen ruining Elementary - deciding the best thing to do to fight government cutbacks at the British Museum is throw aside over a century of archaeological best practice, revive the good old days of Empire and cultural insensitivity, and head off down the Amazon a-lootin' 'n' a-pilligin'. There she meets American petty criminal Michael Landes (Love Soup, Save Me) and they strike a pact to combine his brawn and her brains in an effort to get rich and save museums.
The show wants to be a sort of Indiana Jones meets the screwball comedies of the 40s and 50s, but in reality is a near-unwatchable fan fic version of Lara Croft meets Relic Hunter, but without the charm, stunts or wit of either. The decade and a half's age difference between the two leads doesn't help conjure an air of romance, either, even assuming there were more to either character than a thinly sketched character background more suited for a murder-mystery weekend.
Everybody involved looks like they're having fun out on location somewhere sunny. The rest of as we sit through their irritating, by the numbers, 'flirtatious banter'? Less so.
Doctor, Doctor (Australia: Nine)
After taking over most of Australia's TV channels, the omnipresent Rodger Corser (The Doctor Blake Mysteries, The Beautiful Lie, Party Tricks) now makes his moves on the Nine Network with this surprisingly enjoyable Australian redo of Doc Hollywood that also feels like it's here to stick two fingers up at Seven's somewhat clunky 800 words, which has just returned for a second season, as well as wave in passing at ABC Australia's Rake and USA's Royal Pains.
Corser plays a top Sydney heart surgeon who's got one too many addictions for his own good. An incident at a party ends up with the arrogant Corser being stuck on probation for a year but, with few friends and the Australian health service in desperate need of GPs in rural areas, Corser finds himself sent back to general practice in his home town.
There, he has to deal with his politician mother, the fiancée he stood up and who's now married to his brother, his uninterested father, his gun-mad foster brother and everyone he grew up with. Oh yes, and not remembering any general medicine any more, so having to Google everything, half his patients being a plane-ride away, not being able to do any surgery or else he'll lose his licence, and an Irish nurse who's not going to help him quit substance-abuse any time soon.
Doctor, Doctor is actually a lot more charming yet simultaneously harder edged than you might think. Corser's character is as big a dick as Rake's, yet Corser is engaging enough to make you like him. The fact he's a coke-head who likes to party-hard on whatever other substances you might have to hand is also a lot darker than someone with a single incident behind him. There's also the coming to terms with general practice, as well as the denizens of the local hospital, which is pretty entertaining.
It's unlikely ever to make it to the UK, given Nine's strapped enough for cash as it is, but I used to think that about Hulu, too, and look what happened there. Give it a whirl if you can.
High Maintenance (US: HBO; UK: Sky Atlantic - probably)
Originally a Vimeo web series and maintaining a lot of that feel, High Maintenance sees its co-writer-creator Ben Sinclair playing a pot-delivering, New York cyclist who encounters new and odd customers in every episode.
While billed as a comedy, it's probably better to think of it as a frequently amusing series of vignettes skewering characters, the first a katana-wielding strongman who seems reluctant to pay, the second a gay man who realises he's spending too much time with his fag hag flatmate rather than other gay men. With Sinclair an in-story Rod Serling, don't be too surprised to discover there's a twist in the tail with each vignette, the first having an absolute kicker of a resolution. But also be prepared for a lot of cringe comedy along the way, as the drug-focus of the piece means the show goes to some dark and uncomfortable places along the way.
Shows I'm watching but not recommending
Quarry (US: Cinemax; UK: Sky Atlantic - starts October)
1x2 - A Figure Four
Quietly embodying a sort of Point Blank vibe, this was an episode of two halves: the first a quietly contemplative meditation on crime, pain, treachery and criminals, the second a far more violent affair with a bravura first-person POV car chase that while not up there with Bullitt's, did a top job of giving the edited highlights. Still needs a lot more work on making the characters tolerable, though.
Reviews: First episode
The recommended list
Halt and Catch Fire (US: AMC; UK: Amazon)
3x5 -Yuerba Buena
Yep, they're creating the Internet. But some really interesting thoughts on the creation of the commercial Internet, the AIDS epidemic of the mid-80s, the creation of e-commerce, and the difficulties of wanting to do everything yourself when you run a company and don't trust everyone else to be as good as you.
Reviews: First episode; third episode
Mr Robot (US: USA Network; UK: Amazon)
2x9 - eps2.9_python-pt1.p7z
Even by Mr Robot standards, an outstandingly bonkers episode that pushed the reality envelope even further, complete with real-life mid-80s text adventure game. And yes, they're taking my theory about the Swedish guy and playing with it - because they knew we'd all be thinking it by now. On top of that, why exactly was the soundtrack almost identical to that of Back To The Future? Oh how they mess with us.
Reviews: First episode; third episode
You’re The Worst (US: FXX; UK: 5*)
3x3 - Bad News: Dude's Dead
Delightfully dark, delightfully selfish, yet still delightfully likable and still the best comedy on TV.
Review: First episode
- September 28, 2016: Third-episode verdict: Quarry (US: Cinemax; UK: Sky Atlantic)
A third-episode verdict on Cinemax/Sky Atlantic's Quarry
- September 26, 2016: What have you been watching? Including MacGyver, Lucifer, Doctor Doctor and Mr Robot
The TV I watched in the week ending Monday 26th September 2016
- October 4, 2016: Third-episode verdict: Doctor Doctor (Australia: Nine)
A review of the first three episode of Nine Australia's Doctor Doctor
- October 3, 2016: What have you been watching? Including Ash vs Evil Dead, Impastor and The Fall
The TV I watched in the week ending Monday 3rd October 2016
- October 24, 2016: What have you been watching? Including Falling Water, Hyde and Seek and Westworld
The TV I watched in the week ending Monday 24th October 2016
- October 17, 2016: What have you been watching? Including Supergirl, Halt and Catch Fire and DC's Legends of Tomorrow
The TV I watched in the week ending Monday 17th October 2016
- December 22, 2016: Question of the year: what were you favourite new shows of 2016? Here's my Top 12!
What have been the 12 best shows I've seen in 2016?
- February 10, 2017: When's that show you mentioned starting again, TMINE? Including Crashing, High Maintenance, Taken, You Are Wanted and Girlboss
The UK premiere dates for Crashing, High Maintenance, Taken, You Are Wanted and Girlboss