Today's Dick Heads come from Peggy (a big hello to Peggy, please: hello, Peggy!) and both feature Richard Armitage wearing a hat, so double kudos on that. In fact, triple kudos since they're not from North and South and quadruple kudos since one of them has him wearing an SAS beret. Yes, he was in Ultimate Force, although I hadn't realised it was him playing the uptight Rupert. How amazing.
As for the second one, he's clearly in some kind of Johnny Depp/Mark Owen homage. I have no idea what it is though. Anyone?
Captions and haikus, please. Incidentally, Richard Armitage has just been declared the sexiest thing on two legs by the Romantic Novelists' Association. Thought y'all would like to know that.
Got a picture of Richard Armitage's head, preferably wearing a hat? Then leave a link to it below and if it's judged suitable, it will appear in the “Dick Heads” gallery.
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Picture one:
I am the very model of a major modern Dick-Head. Oh dear! It doesn't scan properly.....
Picture two:
In troubling economic times such as these, it's always the John James Audubon impersonators who find themselves out of work first....
February 9, 2009 | Reply
I do not know why
the costume people seem to
despise me so much.
February 9, 2009 | Reply
PS hello Peggy! I love that the Dick Heads feature is bringing so many new readers out of the woods.
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Ah! Forgive me for being remiss!
Halloooooo, Peggy! Greetings from Toobworld!
February 9, 2009 | Reply
pic 1 Yes, Sir. I am well aware that I look ridiculous in this costume.
pic 2 If the romance writers could
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Having real probs with your blog today Rob. Don't know what happened to half my message... anyway try again.
pic 2 If the romance writers
Saw this, they'd
Soon change their minds
hello Peggy!
February 9, 2009 | Reply
pic 1 - An Armitage Army, sir? I have no what you're talking about.
pic 2 - too early in the morning think of a haiku or cap so I'll just let you know he's portraying Claude Monet in the Impressionists. Not necessarily his best look (though it's grown on me), but the movie is good.
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Doh! Librarygirl, how could I have missed such an obvious caption???!!
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Photo #2:
The soft focus of
Impressionism blurs the line
'Tween Sean Penn and me
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Pic 1:
With my raised eyebrows,
Long nose and flaring nostrils,
I look camel-like.
Pic 2:
This hat doesn't do
Me any favours at all.
Nor does the stubble.
February 9, 2009 | Reply
Hi Peggy!
And btw, I rather like that second picture: I am shallow. It IS the hair.
Pic 2: Monet considered shouting to the romantic novel writers clustering on the station balcony and asking what they thought of his dapper clothes. Then he decided they'd only want him to pose for them...