As noted yesterday, Neil Gaiman and others were asked by Wired to compose six-word short stories. Now Marie has risen to the challenge with “Marie's hand clutched his sonic screwdriver”.
So how about a new meme? Anyone else want to rise to the challenge? A short story composed of six words. Away you go!
UPDATE: Here's mine: "The Earth moved... Archimedes' fulcrum found!" Yes, a rubbish maths/physics joke. Now you know why I gave up writing fiction...



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